“And I shall go to my apartments,” declared Mrs. Chatterton determinedly.

“Hoity-toity!” exclaimed Mr. King’s voice, and in he came, with Phronsie, fresh from the kitchen, clinging to his hand.

II

COUSIN EUNICE CHATTERTON

Phronsie dropped one small hand by her side, and stood quite still regarding the visitor.

“Oh, my goodness me,” ejaculated Mrs. Chatterton, startled out of her elegance, and not pausing to adjust the glass, but using her two good eyes to the best advantage.

“Hoity-toity!  So you are back again!” exclaimed Mr. King by way of welcome.  “Well, and if I may ask, what brought you now, Eunice?”

Mrs. Chatterton gathered herself up and smiled in a superior way.

“Never mind my reasons, Cousin Horatio.  What a fine child you have there;” now the glass came into play; “pray tell me all about her.”

“You have well said,” observed Mr. King, seating himself with the utmost deliberateness, and drawing Phronsie to her accustomed place on his knee, where she nestled, regardless of his immaculate linen and fine waistcoat, “Phronsie Pepper is indeed a fine child; a very fine child, Madam.”

“Oh, my, and Oh, my!” cried Mrs. Chatterton, holding up her hands, “to think that you can so demean yourself; why, she’s actually mussing your shirt-front with her dirty little hands!”

“Phronsie Pepper’s hands are never dirty, Madam,” said the old gentleman gravely.  “Sit still, child,” as Phronsie in a state of alarm struggled to slip down from his lap, thrusting the two members thus referred to, well out before her.

Mrs. Chatterton burst into a loud laugh.  “To think I have come to see Horatio King in such a state!  Jasper Horatio King!” she repeated scornfully.  “I heard about it through the Bascombs’ letters, but I wouldn’t believe it till I used my eyes.  It’s positively dreadful!”

Mr. King put back his head and laughed also; so heartily, that Phronsie ceased to struggle, and turned to regard him in silent astonishment; and Mrs. Whitney, charmed that the rage usually produced by conversation with Cousin Algernon’s wife was not forthcoming, began to laugh, too, so that the amusement of the tall lady was quenched in the general hilarity.

“What you can find in my words to cause such an unseemly outburst, I cannot see,” she cried in a passion.

“I’m under the impression that you led off the amusement yourself,” said Mr. King, wiping his eyes.  “Phronsie, it’s all very funny, isn’t it?” looking down into the little wondering face.

“Is it really funny?” asked Phronsie.  “Does the lady like it?”

“Not particularly, I suspect,” said Mr. King carelessly.

“And that you can talk with that chit, ignoring me, your cousin’s wife, is insufferable.”  Mrs. Chatterton now arose speedily from the divan, and shook out a flounce or two with great venom.  “I had intended to make you a visit.  Now it is quite impossible.”