kick skyward, and it went on jumping and jumping till
finally there came a letter from Mr. Collenquest with
a check for three thousand five hundred dollars, saying
I must have forgotten about buying Gee-whizz back
again, and that he had taken the liberty of exceeding
my instructions about selling till my shares had touched
that figure. Then one morning, as we were at
breakfast, a great big splendid Manton car—my
car—came whisking up the drive and stopped
in front of the house, and the expert—they
had thrown him in for a week for nothing—him
and an odometer and an ammeter, and a new kind of
French spark-plug they wanted me to try—and
a gasoline tester —the Mantons are such
nice people to deal with in all those little ways—and
the expert sent in word: would Miss Hardy come
out and see her new car? And, of course, Miss
Hardy, went out, and Mr. Hardy went out, and my, aunt
went out, and the five guests that were staying with
us went out, and the servants went out—and
you never saw such a mix-up in all your life, nor
such excitement and hurrah-boys generally. For
papa was ordering it off the place, and I was explaining
about Great Western Preferred, and my aunt was trying
to make us listen about a friend who had been burned
to death with a gasoline stove, and the guests were
taking my part and fighting for the first ride, and
the expert was showing off the double vertical cylinders,
and explaining splash lubrication to the butler, whom
he must have mistaken for papa, and—
“When it had settled down a bit and the battle-smoke
drifted away and showed who had won—which
was me, naturally—and I had promised aunt
to be, oh, so careful, and papa that I’d cross
my heart never to go into stocks again, and rides,
of course, to the guests, and everything to everybody—then
they all went back to breakfast while I had mine brought
out on the veranda—mine and the expert’s—and
I guess I talked four speeds ahead while he ate his
on the low gear—for he had come ninety miles
and wasn’t much of a talker at any time—and
I just sat there and gloated over my Manton.
“We had a perfectly delirious week together—the
expert and I —for the Manton turned out
perfectly splendid and everything they said it was,
except for the rear tires blowing up three times,
and a short circuit in the coil owing to a faulty condenser;
and though it was all I could do to hold it down on
the low speeds, you ought to have seen me on the forty-mile
clip—till they said I’d have to go
to prison for the next offense without the option
of a fine. The expert was one of the nicest men
you ever saw, and we used to take off cylinder heads,
and adjust cams, and spend hours knocking everything
to pieces and putting them together again so that
I might be prepared for getting on without him.
He said he hated to think of that time, and what do
you suppose he did? I was lying under the machine
at the time, studying the differential, while he was
jacking up an axle. Proposed, positively.