forced smile, You told me, indeed, that I should find
the lady very good, very pleasant, and very charming;
I must own I am mightily obliged to you! All this
is nothing, replied the old woman: let her go
on; you will see another thing by and by. Then
the young lady said to him, Brother, you are a brave
man, I am glad to find you are of so good an humour,
and so complaisant, as to bear with my little caprices;
your humour is exactly like mine. Madam, replied
Backbarah, who was charmed with this discourse, I am
no more my own man, I am wholly yours; you may dipose
of me as you please. Oh, how you oblige me! said
the lady, by so much submission! I am very well
satisfied with you, and will have you to be so with
me. Bring him perfume, said she, and rose-water.
Upon this, two slaves went out, and returned speedily;
one with a silver perfume-box, with the best wood-aloes,
with which she perfumed him; and the other with rose-water,
which she threw on his hands and face. My brother
was quite beside himself at this honourable treatment.
After this ceremony, the young lady commanded the
slaves, who had already played on their instruments
and sung, to renew their concerts. They obeyed;
and, in the mean time, the lady called another slave,
and ordered her to carry my brother with her, and
do what she knew, and bring him back to her again.
Backbarah, who heard this order, got up quickly, and
going to the old woman, who also rose up to go along
with him and the slave, prayed her to tell him what
they were to do with him. My mistress is only
curious, replied the old woman softly; she has a mind
to see how you look in a woman’s dress; and
this slave who has orders to carry you with her, is
instructed to paint your eye-brows, to cut off your
whiskers, and to dress you like a woman. You
may paint my brows as much as you please, said my
brother; I agree to that, because I can wash it off
again: but to shave me, you know I must not allow
that. How can I appear abroad again without mustachos?
Beware of refusing what is asked of you, said the
old woman: you will spoil your affairs, which
go on now as well as heart can wish. The lady
loves you, and has a mind to make you happy:
and will you, for a nasty whisker, renounce the most
delicious favour that man can obtain. Backbarah
listened to the old woman, and without saying one
word, went to a chamber with the slave, where they
painted his eye-brows with red, cut off his whisker,
and went to do the like with his beard. My brother’s
patience began to wear out; O! said he, I will never
part with my beard. The slave told him, that it
was to no purpose to have parted with his whiskers,
if he would not also part with his beard, which could
never agree with a woman’s dress; and she wondered
that a man, who was on the point of enjoying the finest
lady in Bagdad, should have any regard to his beard.
The old woman threatened him with the loss of the
young lady’s favour, so that at last he let
them do what they would. When he was dressed