Moses, Aaron, Joshua, and Esdras, and all the other
prophets of his law. Unhappy man that I am! said
he, what induced me to come down without a light?
I have e’en made an end of the fellow who was
brought to me to be cured? I am undoubtedly the
cause of his death, and unless, Esras’s ass[Footnote:
Here the Arabian author ridicules the Jews: this
ass is that which, as the Mahometans believe, Esdras
rode upon when he came from the Babylonian captivity
to Jerusalem.] comes to assist me, I nm ruined:
mercy on me, they will be here instantly, and drag
me from my house as a murderer! But, notwithstanding
the perplexity and jeopardy he was in, he had the
precaution to shut his door, lest any one passing
by in the street should observe the mischance, of which
he reckoned himself the author. He then took the
corpse into his wife’s chamber, upon which she
swooned away. Alas! cried she, we are utterly
ruined! undone! undone! unless we fall upon some expedient
or other to turn the corpse out of our house this
night! Beyond all question, if we harbour it till
morning, our lives must pay for it. What a sad
mischance is this! Why, how did you kill this
man? That is not the question, replied the Jew;
our business now is to find out a remedy for such
a shocking accident. They then consulted together
how to get rid of the corpse that night. The
doctor racked his brain in vain; he could not think
of any stratagem to get clear: but his wife, who
was more fertile in invention, said, there is a thought
come into my head; let us carry.the corpse to the
leads of our house, and tumble it down the chimney
into the house of the Mussulman, our next neighbour.
This Mussulman, or Turk, was one of the sultan’s
purveyors for furnishing oil, butter, and all sorts
of fat, tallow, &c. and had a magazine in his house,
in which the rats and mice made prodigious havoe.
The Jewish doctor approving the proposed expedient,
his wife and he took the little hunch-back up to the
roof of the house; and, clapping ropes under his arm-pits,
let him down the chimney into the purveyor’s
chamber so softly and dexterously, that he stood upright
against the wall as if he had been alive. When
they found he stood firm, they pulled up the ropes,
and left the gentleman in that posture. They
were scarcely got into their chamber, when the purveyor
went into his, being just come from a wedding feast,
with a lantern in his hand. He was mightily surprised,
when, by the light of his lantern, he descried a man
standing upright in his chimney; but being a stout
man, and apprehending it was a thief or a robber,
he took up a large cane; and, making straight up to
the hunch-back, Ah, said he, I thought it was the rats
and the mice that ate my butter and tallow! and it
is you that come down the chimney to rob me, is it?
I question if ever you come back again on the same
errand? This said, he fell foul of the man, and
gave him a good many swinging thwacks with his cane:
upon which the corpse fell down, running its nose against