Edith [with quick suspicion] His objection?
Sykes. Sinjon: you have no right to say that. I expressly said that I’m ready to go through with it.
Edith. Cecil: do you mean to say that you have been raising difficulties about our marriage?
Sykes. I raise no difficulty. But I do beg you to be careful what you say about people. You must remember, my dear, that when we are married I shall be responsible for everything you say. Only last week you said on a public platform that Slattox and Chinnery were scoundrels. They could have got a thousand pounds damages apiece from me for that if we’d been married at the time.
Edith [austerely] I never said anything of the sort. I never stoop to mere vituperation: what would my girls say of me if I did? I chose my words most carefully. I said they were tyrants, liars, and thieves; and so they are. Slattox is even worse.
Hotchkiss. I’m afraid that would be at least five thousand pounds.
Sykes. If it were only myself, I shouldnt care. But my mother and sisters! Ive no right to sacrifice them.
Edith. You neednt be alarmed. I’m not going to be married.
All the rest. Not!
Sykes [in consternation] Edith! Are you throwing me over?
Edith. How can I? you have been beforehand with me.
Sykes. On my honor, no. All I said was that I didnt know the law when I asked you to be my wife.
Edith. And you wouldnt have asked me if you had. Is that it?
Sykes. No. I should have asked you for my sake be a little more careful—not to ruin me uselessly.
Edith. You think the truth useless?
Hotchkiss. Much worse than useless, I assure you. Frequently most mischievous.
Edith. Sinjon: hold your tongue. You are a chatterbox and a fool!
Mrs Bridgenorth } [shocked] { Edith!
The bishop } { My love!
Hotchkiss [mildly] I shall not take an action, Cecil.
Edith [to Hotchkiss] Sorry; but you are old enough to know better. [To the others] And now since there is to be no wedding, we had better get back to our work. Mamma: will you tell Collins to cut up the wedding cake into thirty-three pieces for the club girls? My not being married is no reason why they should be disappointed. [She turns to go].
Hotchkiss [gallantly] If youll allow me to take
Cecil’s place,
Miss Bridgenorth—
Leo. Sinjon!
Hotchkiss. Oh, I forgot. I beg your pardon. [To Edith, apologetically] A prior engagement.
Edith. What! You and Leo! I thought so. Well, hadnt you two better get married at once? I dont approve of long engagements. The breakfast’s ready: the cake’s ready: everything’s ready. I’ll lend Leo my veil and things.