or even talk at all; what is worse you cannot restrict
the output of those starling-voiced dullards who seem
to have, on all subjects, so much to say that was well
worth leaving unsaid. One group that Francesca
passed was discussing a Spanish painter, who was forty-three,
and had painted thousands of square yards of canvas
in his time, but of whom no one in London had heard
till a few months ago; now the starling-voices seemed
determined that one should hear of very little else.
Three women knew how his name was pronounced, another
always felt that she must go into a forest and pray
whenever she saw his pictures, another had noticed
that there were always pomegranates in his later compositions,
and a man with an indefensible collar knew what the
pomegranates “meant.” “What
I think so splendid about him,” said a stout
lady in a loud challenging voice, “is the way
he defies all the conventions of art while retaining
all that the conventions stand for.” “Ah,
but have you noticed—” put in the
man with the atrocious collar, and Francesca pushed
desperately on, wondering dimly as she went, what
people found so unsupportable in the affliction of
deafness. Her progress was impeded for a moment
by a couple engaged in earnest and voluble discussion
of some smouldering question of the day; a thin spectacled
young man with the receding forehead that so often
denotes advanced opinions, was talking to a spectacled
young woman with a similar type of forehead, and exceedingly
untidy hair. It was her ambition in life to
be taken for a Russian girl-student, and she had spent
weeks of patient research in trying to find out exactly
where you put the tea-leaves in a samovar. She
had once been introduced to a young Jewess from Odessa,
who had died of pneumonia the following week; the
experience, slight as it was, constituted the spectacled
young lady an authority on all things Russian in the
eyes of her immediate set.
“Talk is helpful, talk is needful,” the
young man was saying, “but what we have got
to do is to lift the subject out of the furrow of
indisciplined talk and place it on the threshing-floor
of practical discussion.”
The young woman took advantage of the rhetorical full-stop
to dash in with the remark which was already marshalled
on the tip of her tongue.
“In emancipating the serfs of poverty we must
be careful to avoid the mistakes which Russian bureaucracy
stumbled into when liberating the serfs of the soil.”
She paused in her turn for the sake of declamatory
effect, but recovered her breath quickly enough to
start afresh on level terms with the young man, who
had jumped into the stride of his next sentence.
“They got off to a good start that time,”
said Francesca to herself; “I suppose it’s
the Prevention of Destitution they’re hammering
at. What on earth would become of these dear
good people if anyone started a crusade for the prevention
of mediocrity?”