VII.  The pleasure of the table belongs to all ages, to all conditions, to all countries, and to all aeras; it mingles with all other pleasures, and remains at last to console us for their departure.

VIII.  The table is the only place where one does not suffer, from ennui during the first hour.

IX.  The discovery of a new dish confers more happiness on humanity, than the discovery of a new star.

X. Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking.

XI.  The order of food is from the most substantial to the lightest.

XII.  The order of drinking is from the mildest to the most foamy and perfumed.

XIII.  To say that we should not change our drinks is a heresy; the tongue becomes saturated, and after the third glass yields but an obtuse sensation.

XIV.  A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman who has lost an eye.

XV.  A cook may be taught, but a man who can roast, is born with the faculty.

XVI.  The most indispensable quality of a good cook is promptness.  It should also be that of the guests.

XVII.  To wait too long for a dilatory guest, shows disrespect to those who are punctual.

XVIII.  He who receives friends and pays no attention to the repast prepared for them, is not fit to have friends.

XIX.  The mistress of the house should always be certain that the coffee be excellent; the master that his liquors be of the first quality.

XX.  To invite a person to your house is to take charge of his happiness as long as he be beneath your roof.

DIALOGUE between the author and his friend. (after the usual salutations.)

Friend.  As my wife and myself were at breakfast this morning, we came to the conclusion that you should print, as soon as possible, your Gastronomical Observations.

Author.  What the wife wishes God wills.  In six words that is the charta of Paris.  I, though, am not subject to that law, for I am an unmarried man.

Friend.  Bachelors, though, are as subject to the law as others are, sometimes much to our injury.  Single blessedness here, however, will not save you.  My wife says she has a right to order, because you began your book at her country-house.

Author.  You know, dear Doctor, how I defer to the ladies; more than once you have found my submission to their orders.  You also were one of those who said I would make an excellent husband.  I will not, however, print my book.

Friend.  Why not?

Author.  Because being devoted, from the nature of my profession, to serious studies, I fear that those who only know the title of my book will think that I devote myself to trifles.

Friend.  A panic terror!  Thirty-six years of constant toil and labor for the public, have made you a reputation.  Besides, my wife and I think every body would read you.