a plan. One fine day, however, he went to an
experienced builder of the town and requested him to
be in his garden at daybreak the next morning, with
all his journeymen and apprentices, and a large body
of laborers, etc., to build him his house.
Naturally the builder asked for the architect’s
plan, and was not a little astonished when Krespel
replied that none was needed, and that things would
turn out all right in the end, just as he wanted them.
Next morning, when the builder and his men came to
the place, they found a trench drawn out in the shape
of an exact square; and Krespel said, “Here’s
where you must lay the foundations; then carry up
the walls until I say they are high enough.”
“Without windows and doors, and without partition
walls?” broke in the builder, as if alarmed
at Krespel’s mad folly. “Do what
I tell you, my dear sir,” replied the Councillor
quite calmly; “leave the rest to me; it will
be all right.” It was only the promise
of high pay that could induce the builder to proceed
with the ridiculous building; but none has ever been
erected under merrier circumstances. As there
was an abundant supply of food and drink, the workmen
never left their work; and amidst their continuous
laughter the four walls were run up with incredible
quickness, until one day Krespel cried, “Stop!”
Then the workmen, laying down trowel and hammer, came
down from the scaffoldings and gathered round Krespel
in a circle, whilst every laughing face was asking,
“Well, and what now?” “Make way!”
cried Krespel; and then running to one end of the
garden, he strode slowly towards the square of brickwork.
When he came close to the wall he shook his head in
a dissatisfied manner, ran to the other end of the
garden, again strode slowly towards the brickwork
square, and proceeded to act as before. These
tactics he pursued several times, until at length,
running his sharp nose hard against the wall, he cried,
“Come here, come here, men! break me a door in
here! Here’s where I want a door made!”
He gave the exact dimensions in feet and inches, and
they did as he bid them. Then he stepped inside
the structure, and smiled with satisfaction as the
builder remarked that the walls were just the height
of a good two-storeyed house. Krespel walked
thoughtfully backwards and forwards across the space
within, the bricklayers behind him with hammers and
picks, and wherever he cried, “Make a window
here, six feet high by four feet broad!” “There
a little window, three feet by two!” a hole was
made in a trice.
It was at this stage of the proceedings that I came to H—–; and it was highly amusing to see how hundreds of people stood round about the garden and raised a loud shout whenever the stones flew out and a new window appeared where nobody had for a moment expected it. And in the same manner Krespel proceeded with the buildings and fittings of the rest of the house, and with all the work necessary to that end; everything had to be done on the spot