So it chanced that she was plotting against the peace of the Thanatopsis at her third meeting (which covered Scandinavian, Russian, and Polish Literature, with remarks by Mrs. Leonard Warren on the sinful paganism of the Russian so-called church).  Even before the entrance of the coffee and hot rolls Carol seized on Mrs. Champ Perry, the kind and ample-bosomed pioneer woman who gave historic dignity to the modern matrons of the Thanatopsis.  She poured out her plans.  Mrs. Perry nodded and stroked Carol’s hand, but at the end she sighed: 

“I wish I could agree with you, dearie.  I’m sure you’re one of the Lord’s anointed (even if we don’t see you at the Baptist Church as often as we’d like to)!  But I’m afraid you’re too tender-hearted.  When Champ and I came here we teamed-it with an ox-cart from Sauk Centre to Gopher Prairie, and there was nothing here then but a stockade and a few soldiers and some log cabins.  When we wanted salt pork and gunpowder, we sent out a man on horseback, and probably he was shot dead by the Injuns before he got back.  We ladies—­of course we were all farmers at first—­we didn’t expect any rest-room in those days.  My, we’d have thought the one they have now was simply elegant!  My house was roofed with hay and it leaked something terrible when it rained—­only dry place was under a shelf.

“And when the town grew up we thought the new city hall was real fine.  And I don’t see any need for dance-halls.  Dancing isn’t what it was, anyway.  We used to dance modest, and we had just as much fun as all these young folks do now with their terrible Turkey Trots and hugging and all.  But if they must neglect the Lord’s injunction that young girls ought to be modest, then I guess they manage pretty well at the K. P. Hall and the Oddfellows’, even if some of tie lodges don’t always welcome a lot of these foreigners and hired help to all their dances.  And I certainly don’t see any need of a farm-bureau or this domestic science demonstration you talk about.  In my day the boys learned to farm by honest sweating, and every gal could cook, or her ma learned her how across her knee!  Besides, ain’t there a county agent at Wakamin?  He comes here once a fortnight, maybe.  That’s enough monkeying with this scientific farming—­Champ says there’s nothing to it anyway.

“And as for a lecture hall—­haven’t we got the churches?  Good deal better to listen to a good old-fashioned sermon than a lot of geography and books and things that nobody needs to know—­more ’n enough heathen learning right here in the Thanatopsis.  And as for trying to make a whole town in this Colonial architecture you talk about——­I do love nice things; to this day I run ribbons into my petticoats, even if Champ Perry does laugh at me, the old villain!  But just the same I don’t believe any of us old-timers would like to see the town that we worked so hard to build being tore down to make a place that wouldn’t look like nothing but some Dutch story-book and not a bit like the place we loved.  And don’t you think it’s sweet now?  All the trees and lawns?  And such comfy houses, and hot-water heat and electric lights and telephones and cement walks and everything?  Why, I thought everybody from the Twin Cities always said it was such a beautiful town!”