“Oh, do you really think so?  Lots of folks jolly me for trying to get up shows and so on.  I tell them they have more artistic gifts than they know.  Just yesterday I was saying to Harry Haydock:  if he would read poetry, like Longfellow, or if he would join the band—­I get so much pleasure out of playing the cornet, and our band-leader, Del Snafflin, is such a good musician, I often say he ought to give up his barbering and become a professional musician, he could play the clarinet in Minneapolis or New York or anywhere, but—­but I couldn’t get Harry to see it at all and—­I hear you and the doctor went out hunting yesterday.  Lovely country, isn’t it.  And did you make some calls?  The mercantile life isn’t inspiring like medicine.  It must be wonderful to see how patients trust you, doctor.”

“Huh.  It’s me that’s got to do all the trusting.  Be damn sight more wonderful ’f they’d pay their bills,” grumbled Kennicott and, to Carol, he whispered something which sounded like “gentleman hen.”

But Raymie’s pale eyes were watering at her.  She helped him with, “So you like to read poetry?”

“Oh yes, so much—­though to tell the truth, I don’t get much time for reading, we’re always so busy at the store and——­But we had the dandiest professional reciter at the Pythian Sisters sociable last winter.”

Carol thought she heard a grunt from the traveling salesman at the end of the table, and Kennicott’s jerking elbow was a grunt embodied.  She persisted: 

“Do you get to see many plays, Mr. Wutherspoon?”

He shone at her like a dim blue March moon, and sighed, “No, but I do love the movies.  I’m a real fan.  One trouble with books is that they’re not so thoroughly safeguarded by intelligent censors as the movies are, and when you drop into the library and take out a book you never know what you’re wasting your time on.  What I like in books is a wholesome, really improving story, and sometimes——­Why, once I started a novel by this fellow Balzac that you read about, and it told how a lady wasn’t living with her husband, I mean she wasn’t his wife.  It went into details, disgustingly!  And the English was real poor.  I spoke to the library about it, and they took it off the shelves.  I’m not narrow, but I must say I don’t see any use in this deliberately dragging in immorality!  Life itself is so full of temptations that in literature one wants only that which is pure and uplifting.”

“What’s the name of that Balzac yarn?  Where can I get hold of it?” giggled the traveling salesman.

Raymie ignored him.  “But the movies, they are mostly clean, and their humor——­Don’t you think that the most essential quality for a person to have is a sense of humor?”

“I don’t know.  I really haven’t much,” said Carol.

He shook his finger at her.  “Now, now, you’re too modest.  I’m sure we can all see that you have a perfectly corking sense of humor.  Besides, Dr. Kennicott wouldn’t marry a lady that didn’t have.  We all know how he loves his fun!”