actress belonging to the duke’s theatre, who
performed to perfection, particularly the part of
Roxana, in a very fashionable new play, insomuch that
she ever after retained that name: this creature
being both very virtuous and very modest, or, if you
please, wonderfully obstinate, proudly rejected the
addresses and presents of the Earl of Oxford.
This resistance inflamed his passion: he had recourse
to invectives, and even to spells; but all in vain.
This disappointment had such effect upon him that
he could neither eat nor drink; this did not signify
to him; but his passion at length became so violent,
that he could neither play nor smoke. In this
extremity love had recourse to Hymen; the Earl of
Oxford, one of the first peers of the realm, is, you
know, a very handsome man: he is of the order
of the garter, which greatly adds to an air naturally
noble. In short, from his outward appearance,
you would suppose he was really possessed of some sense;
but as soon as ever you hear him speak, you are perfectly
convinced of the contrary. This passionate lover
presented her with a promise of marriage, in due form,
signed with his own hand: she would not, however,
rely upon this, but the next day she thought there
could be no danger, when the earl himself came to
her lodgings attended by a clergyman, and another
man for a witness: the marriage was accordingly
solemnized with all due ceremonies, in the presence
of one of her fellow players, who attended as a witness
on her part. You will suppose, perhaps, that the
new countess had nothing to do but to appear at court
according to her rank, and to display the earl’s
arms upon her carriage. This was far from being
the case. When examination was made concerning
the marriage, it was found to be a mere deception:
it appeared that the pretended priest was one of my
lord’s trumpeters, and the witness his kettle
drummer. The parson and his companion never appeared
after the ceremony was over; and as for the other
witness, they endeavoured to persuade her that the
Sultana Roxana might have supposed, in some part or
other of a play, that she was really married.
It was all to no purpose, that the poor creature claimed
the protection of the laws of God and man, both which
were violated and abused, as well as herself, by this
infamous imposition: in vain did she throw herself
at the King’s feet to demand justice: she
had only to rise up again without redress; and happy
might she think herself to receive an annuity of one
thousand crowns, and to resume the name of Roxana,
instead of Countess of Oxford. You will say,
perhaps, that she was only a player; that all men have
not the same sentiments as the earl; and, that one
may at least believe them, when they do but render
justice to such merit as yours. But still do not
believe them, though I know you are liable to it, as
you have admirers; for all are not infatuated with
Miss Jennings: the handsome Sydney ogles you;
Lord Rochester is delighted with your conversation;