likewise, how to gratify her palate, and constantly
provided a variety of those dishes and liquors which
she liked best. These qualifications had rendered
her necessary; but, desirous of being still more so,
and having perceived both the airs that Sidney gave
himself, and what was passing in the heart of her
mistress, the cunning Hobart took the liberty of telling
her royal highness that this unfortunate youth was
pining away solely on her account; that it was a thousand
pities a man of his figure should lose the respect
for her which was most certainly her due, merely because
she had reduced him to such a state that he could no
longer preserve it; that he was gradually dying away
on her account, in the sight of the whole court; that
his situation would soon be generally remarked, except
she made use of the proper means to prevent it; that,
in her opinion, her royal highness ought to pity the
miserable situation into which her charms had reduced
him, and to endeavour to alleviate his pain in some
way or other. The duchess asked her what she meant
by “endeavouring to alleviate his pain in some
way or other.” “I mean, madam,”
answered Miss Hobart, “that, if either his person
be disagreeable, or his passion troublesome, you will
give him his discharge; or, if you choose to retain
him in your service, as all the princesses in the world
would do in your place, you will permit me to give
him directions from you for his future conduct, mixed
with a few grains of hope, to prevent his entirely
losing his senses, until you find a proper occasion
yourself to acquaint him with your wishes.”
“What!” said the duchess, “would
you advise me, Hobart—you, who really love
me—to engage in an affair of this nature,
at the expense of my honour, and the hazard of a thousand
inconveniences! If such frailties are sometimes
excusable, they certainly are not so in the high station
in which I am placed; and it would be an ill-requital
on my part for his goodness who raised me to the rank
I now fill to——” “All
this is very fine,” interrupted Miss Hobart:
“but is it not very well known that he only
married you because he was importuned so to do?
Since that I refer to yourself whether he has ever
restrained his inclination a single moment, giving
you the most convincing proofs of the change that
has taken place in his heart, by a thousand provoking
infidelities? Is it still your intention to persevere
in a state of indolence and humility, whilst the duke,
after having received the favours, or suffered the
repulses, of all the coquettes in England, pays his
addresses to the maids of honour, one after the other,
and at present places his whole ambition and desires
in the conquest of that ugly skeleton, Churchill?
What! Madam, must then your prime of life be spent
in a sort of widowhood in deploring your misfortunes,
without ever being permitted to make use of any remedy
that may offer? A woman must be endowed with
insuperable patience, or with an inexhaustible degree