She then told him in what manner his friend had treated her the very second day of their acquaintance.

The Chevalier could not forbear laughing at it:  he told her Matta was rather too unceremonious, but yet she would like him better as their intimacy more improved, and for her consolation he assured her that he would have spoken in the same manner to her Royal Highness herself; however, he would not fail to give him a severe reprimand.  He went the next morning into his room for that purpose; but Matta had gone out early in the morning on a shooting party, in which he had been engaged by his supper companions in the preceding evening.  At his return he took a brace of partridges and went to his mistress.  Being asked whether he wished to see the Marquis, he said no; and the Swiss telling him his lady was not at home, he left his partridges, and desired him to present them to his mistress from him.

The Marchioness was at her toilet, and was decorating her head with all the grace she could devise to captivate Matta, at the moment he was denied admittance:  she knew nothing of the matter; but her husband knew every particular.  He had taken it in dudgeon that the first visit was not paid to him, and as he was resolved that it should not be paid to his wife, the Swiss had received his orders, and had almost been beaten for receiving the present which had been left.  The partridges, however, were immediately sent back, and Matta, without examining into the cause, was glad to have them again.  He went to court without ever changing his clothes, or in the least considering he ought not to appear there without his lady’s colours.  He found her becomingly dressed; her eyes appeared to him more than usually sparkling, and her whole person altogether divine.  He began from that day to be much pleased with himself for his complaisance to the Chevalier de Grammont; however, he could not help remarking that she looked but coldly upon him.  This appeared to him a very extraordinary return for his services, and, imagining that she was unmindful of her weighty obligations to him, he entered into conversation with her, and severely reprimanded her for having sent back his partridges with so much indifference.

She did not understand what he meant; and highly offended that he did not apologize, after the reprimand which she concluded him to have received, told him that he certainly had met with ladies of very complying dispositions in his travels, as he seemed to give to himself airs that she was by no means accustomed to endure.  Matta desired to know wherein he could be said to have given himself any.  “Wherein?” said she:  “the second day that you honoured me with your attentions, you treated me as if I had been your humble servant for a thousand years; the first time that I gave you my hand you squeezed it as violently as you were able.  After this commencement of your courtship, I got into my coach, and you mounted your horse; but instead of riding by the side of the