prevented them from being overheard, or for fools
who had nothing to say when the music ended. They
ridiculed all his arguments: the party was fixed
for the next day, and the music was voted by the majority
of voices. The Marquis, to console Matta, as well
as to do honour to the entertainment, toasted a great
many healths: Matta was more ready to listen
to his arguments on this topic than in a dispute;
but the Chevalier, perceiving that a little would irritate
them, desired nothing more earnestly than to see them
engaged in some new controversy. It was in vain
that he had from time to time started some subject
of discourse with this intention; but having luckily
thought of asking what was his lady’s maiden
name, Senantes, who was a great genealogist, as all
fools are who have good memories, immediately began
by tracing out her family, by an endless confused string
of lineage. The Chevalier seemed to listen to
him with great attention; and perceiving that Matta
was almost out of patience, he desired him to attend
to what the Marquis was saying, for that nothing could
be more entertaining. “All this may be
very true,” said Matta; “but for my part,
I must confess, if I were married, I should rather
choose to inform myself who was the real father of
my children, than who were my wife’s grand fathers.”
The Marquis, smiling at this rudeness, did not leave
off until he had traced back the ancestors of his
spouse, from line to line, as far as Yolande de Senantes:
after this he offered to prove, in less than half
an hour, that the Grammonts came originally from Spain.
“Very well,” said Matta, “and pray
what does it signify to us from whence the Grammonts
are descended? Do not you know, sir, that it is
better to know nothing at all, than to know too much?”
The Marquis maintained the contrary with great warmth,
and was preparing a formal argument to prove that
an ignorant man is a fool; but the Chevalier de Grammont,
who was thoroughly acquainted with Matta saw very
clearly that he would send the logician to the devil
before he should arrive at the conclusion of his syllogism:
for which reason, interposing as soon as they began
to raise their voices, he told them it was ridiculous
to quarrel about an affair in itself so trivial, and
treated the matter in a serious light, that it might
make the greater impression. Thus supper terminated
peaceably, owing to the care he took to suppress all
disputes, and to substitute plenty of wine in their
stead.
The next day Matta went to the chase, the Chevalier
de Grammont to the bagnio, and the Marquis to his
country house. While the latter was making the
necessary preparations for his guests, not forgetting
the music, and Matta pursuing his game to get an appetite,
the Chevalier was meditating on the execution of his
project.
As soon as he had regulated his plan of operations
in his own mind, he privately sent anonymous intelligence
to the officer of the guard at the palace that the
Marquis de Senantes had had some words with Monsieur
de Matta the preceding night at supper; that the one
had gone out in the morning; and the other could not
be found in the city.