to pirt off the evil day. Sometimes the husband
is merely the care-worn drudge who provides what the
wife squanders. Have you not known such a thing
as that a man should be labouring under an Indian
sun, and cutting down every personal expense to the
last shilling, that he might send a liberal allowance
to his wife in England; while she meanwhile was recklessly
spending twice what was thus sent her; running up
overwhelming accounts, dashing about to public balls,
paying for a bouquet what cost the poor fellow far
away much thought to save, giving costly entertainments
at home, filling her house with idle and empty-headed
scapegraces, carrying on scandalous flirtations; till
it becomes a happy thing, if the certain ruin she
is bringing on her husband’s head is cut short
by the needful interference of Sir Cresswell Cresswell?
There are cases in which tarring and feathering would
soothe the moral sense of the right-minded onlooker.
And even where things are not so bad as in the case
of which we have been thinking, it remains the social
curse of this age, that people with a few hundreds
a year determinedly act in various respects as if
they had as many thousands. The dinner given
by a man with eight hundred a year, in certain regions
of the earth which I could easily point out, is, as
regards food, wine, and attendance, precisely the same
as the dinner given by another man who has five thousand
a year. When will this end? When will people
see its silliness? In truth, you do not really,
as things are in this country, make many people better
off by adding a little or a good deal to their yearly
income. For in all probability they were living
up to the very extremity of their means before they
got the addition; and in all probability the first
thing they do, on getting the addition, is so far to
increase their establishment and their expense that
it is just as hard a struggle as ever to make the
ends meet. It would not be a pleasant arrangement,
that a man who was to be carried across the straits
from England to France, should be fixed on a board
so weighted that his mouth and nostrils should be
at the level of the water, and thus that he should
be struggling for life, and barely escaping drowning
all the way. Yet hosts of people, whom no one
proposes to put under restraint, do as regards their
income and expenditure a precisely analogous thing.
They deliberately weight themselves to that degree
that their heads are barely above water, and that any
unforeseen emergency dips their heads under. They
rent a house a good deal dearer than they can justly
afford; and they have servants more and more expensive
than they ought; and by many such things they make
sure that their progress through life shall be a drowning
struggle; while, if they would rationally resolve and
manfully confess that they cannot afford to have things
as richer folk have them, and arrange their way of
living in accordance with what they can afford, they
would enjoy the feeling of ease and comfort; they