with the accompaniment of stewed Normandy pippins.
You may have been wont to spend your days in a fever
of business, in a breathless hurry and worry of engagements
to be met and matters to be seen to; but after a week
under the Water Cure, you will find yourself stretched
listlessly upon grassy banks in the summer noon, or
sauntering all day beneath the horse-chestnuts of
Sudbrook, with a mind as free from business cares
as if you were numbered among Tennyson’s lotos-eaters,
or the denizens of Thomson’s Castle of Indolence.
And with God’s blessing upon the pure element
He has given us in such abundance, you will shortly
(testibus Mr. Lane and Sir E. B. Lytton) experience
other changes as complete, and more agreeable.
You will find that the appetite which no dainty could
tempt, now discovers in the simplest fare a relish
unknown since childhood. You will find the broken
rest and the troubled dreams which for years have
made the midnight watches terrible, exchanged for the
long refreshful sleep that makes one mouthful of the
night. You will find the gloom and depression
and anxiety which were growing your habitual temper,
succeeded by a lightness of heart and buoyancy of spirit
which you cannot account for, but which you thankfully
enjoy. We doubt not that some of our readers,
filled with terrible ideas as to the violent and perilous
nature of the Water Cure, will give us credit for
some strength of mind when we tell them that we have
proved for ourselves the entire mode of life; we can
assure them that there is nothing so very dreadful
about it; and we trust they may not smile at us as
harmlessly monomaniacal when we say that, without
going the lengths its out-and-out advocates do, we
believe that in certain states of health much benefit
may really be derived from the system, Sir E. B. Lytton’s
eloquent Confessions of a Water-Patient have been
before the public for some years. The Hints to
the Sick, the Lame, and the Lazy, give us an account
of the ailments and recovery of an old military officer,
who, after suffering severety from gout, was quite
set up by a few weeks at a hydropathic establishment
at Marienberg on the Rhine; and who, by occasional
recurrence to the same remedy, is kept in such a state
of preservation that, though advanced in years, he
’is able to go eight miles within two hours,
and can go up hill with most young fellows.’
The old gentleman’s book, with its odd woodcuts,
and a certain freshness and incorrectness of style—we
speak grammatically—in keeping with the
character of an old soldier, is readable enough.
Mr. Lane’s books are far from being well written;
the Spirits and Water, especially, is extremely poor
stuff. The Month at Malvern is disfigured by
similar faults of style; but Mr. Lane has really something
to tell us in that work: and there is a good deal
of interest at once in knowing how a man who had been
reduced to the last degree of debility of body and
mind, was so effectually restored, that now for years
he has, on occasion, proved himself equal to a forty-miles’
walk among the Welsh mountains on a warm summer day;
and also in remarking the boyish exhilaration of spirits
in which Mr. Lane writes, which he tells us is quite
a characteristic result of ‘initiation into
the excitements of the Water Cure.’