if you differ from them on any point whatever, they
regard the fact of your differing from them as proof,
not merely that you are intellectually stupid, but
that you are morally depraved. Some really good
men and women cannot let slip an opportunity of saying
anything that may be disagreeable. And this is
an evil that tends to perpetuate itself; for when Mr.
Snarling comes and says to you something uncomplimentary
of yourself or your near relations, instead of your
doing what you ought to do, and pitying poor Snarling,
and recommending him some wholesome medicine, you
are strongly tempted to retort in kind: and thus
you sink yourself to Snarling’s level, and you
carry on the row. Your proper course is either
to speak kindly to poor Snarling, or not to speak
to him at all. There is something unsound about
the man whom you never heard say a good word of any
mortal, but whom you have heard say a great many bad
words of a great many mortals. There is unsoundness
verging on entire insanity in the man who is always
fancying that all about him are constantly plotting
to thwart his plans and damage his character.
There is unsoundness in the man who is constantly
getting into furious altercations with his fellow
passengers in steamers and rail-ways, or getting into
angry and lengthy correspondence with anybody in the
newspapers or otherwise. There is unsoundness
in the man who is ever telling you amazing stories
which he fancies prove himself to be the bravest, cleverest,
swiftest of mankind, but which (on his own showing)
prove him to be a vapouring goose. There is unsoundness
in the man or woman who turns green with envy as a
handsome carriage drives past, and then says with
awful bitterness that he or she would not enter such
a shabby old conveyance. There is unsoundness
in the mortal whose memory is full to repletion of
contemptible little stories going to prove that all
his neighbours are rogues or fools. There is unsoundness
in the unfortunate persons who are always bursting
into tears and bahooing out that nobody loves them.
Nobody will, so long as they bahoo. Let them
stop bahooing. There is unsoundness in the mental
organization of the sneaky person who stays a few weeks
in a family, and sets each member of it against all
the rest by secretly repeating to each exaggerated
and malicious accounts of what has been paid as to
him or her by the others. There is unsoundness
in the perverse person who resolutely docs the opposite
of what you wish and expect: who won’t
go the pleasure excursion you had arranged on his
account, or partake of the dish which has been cooked
for his special eating. There is unsoundness
in the deluded and unamiable person who, by a grim,
repellent, Pharisaic demeanour and address excites
in the minds of young persons gloomy and repulsive
ideas of religion, which wiser and better folk find
it very hard to rub away. ‘Will my father
be there?’ said a little Scotch boy to some
one who had been telling him of the Happiest Place