grandest things ever done by human minds, have been
done by minds that were incurable screws. Think
of the magnificent service done to humankind by James
Watt. It is positively impossible to calculate
what we all owe to the man that gave us iho steam-engine.
It is sober truth that the inscription in Westminster
Abbey tells, when it speaks of him as among the ‘best
benefactors’ of the race. Yet what an unsound
organization that great man had! Mentally, what
a screw! Through most of his life, he suffered
the deepest misery from desperate depression of spirits;
he was always fancying that his mind was breaking
down: he has himself recorded that he often thought
of casting off, by suicide, the unendurable burden
of life. And Still, what work the rickety machine
got through! With tearing headaches, with a sunken
chest, with the least muscular of limbs, with the
most melancholy of temperaments, worried and tormented
by piracies of his great inventions, yet doing so
much and doing it so nobly, was not James Watt like
the lame race-horse that won the Derby? As for
Byron, he was unquestionably a very great man; and
as a poet, he is in his own school without a rival.
Still, he was a screw. There was something morbid
and unsound about his entire development. In
many respects he was extremely silly. It was
extremely silly to take pains to represent that he
was morally much worse than he really was. The
greatest blockheads I know are distinguished by the
same characteristic. Oh, empty-headed Noodle!
who have more than once dropped hints in my presence
as to the awful badness of your life, and the unhappy
insight which your life has given you into the moral
rottenness of society, don’t do it again.
I always thought you a contemptible fool: but
next time I mean to tell you so. Wordsworth was
a screw. Though one of the greatest of poets,
he was dreadfully twisted by inordinate egotism and
vanity: the result partly of original constitution,
and partly of living a great deal too much alone in
that damp and misty lake country. lie was like a spavined
horse. Coleridge, again, was a jibber. He
never would pull in the team of life. There is
something unsound in the mind of the man who fancies
that because he is a genius, he need not support his
wife and children. Even the sensible and exemplary
Southey was a little unsound in the matter of a crotchety
temper, needlessly ready to take offence. He was
always quarrelling with his associates in the Quarterly
Review: with the editor and the publisher.
Perhaps you remember how on one occasion he wrought
himself up into a fever of wrath with Mr. Murray, because
that gentleman suggested a subject on which he wished
Southey to write for the Quarterly, and begged him
to put his whole strength to it, the subject being
one which was just then of great interest and importance.
‘Flagrant insolence,’ exclaimed Southey.
’Think of the fellow bidding me put my whole
strength to an article in his six-shilling Review!’