About two miles from Summit was a little mountain, covered with a dense cedar brake.  On the rear elevation of this mountain was a cave.  There we stored provisions.

One evening after sundown, we drove in a buggy past old Dorset’s house.  The kid was in the street, throwing rocks at a kitten on the opposite fence.

“Hey, little boy!” says Bill, “would you like to have a bag of candy and a nice ride?”

The boy catches Bill neatly in the eye with a piece of brick.

“That will cost the old man an extra five hundred dollars,” says Bill, climbing over the wheel.

That boy put up a fight like a welter-weight cinnamon bear; but, at last, we got him down in the bottom of the buggy and drove away.  We took him up to the cave, and I hitched the horse in the cedar brake.  After dark I drove the buggy to the little village, three miles away, where we had hired it, and walked back to the mountain.

Bill was pasting court-plaster over the scratches and bruises on his features.  There was a fire burning behind the big rock at the entrance of the cave, and the boy was watching a pot of boiling coffee, with two buzzard tail-feathers stuck in his red hair.  He points a stick at me when I come up, and says: 

“Ha! cursed paleface, do you dare to enter the camp of Red Chief, the terror of the plains?”

“He’s all right now,” says Bill, rolling up his trousers and examining some bruises on his shins.  “We’re playing Indian.  We’re making Buffalo Bill’s show look like magic-lantern views of Palestine in the town hall.  I’m Old Hank, the Trapper, Red Chief’s captive, and I’m to be scalped at daybreak.  By Geronimo! that kid can kick hard.”

Yes, sir, that boy seemed to be having the time of his life.  The fun of camping out in a cave had made him forget that he was a captive himself.  He immediately christened me Snake-eye, the Spy, and announced that, when his braves returned from the warpath, I was to be broiled at the stake at the rising of the sun.

Then we had supper; and he filled his mouth full of bacon and bread and gravy, and began to talk.  He made a during-dinner speech something like this: 

“I like this fine.  I never camped out before; but I had a pet ’possum once, and I was nine last birthday.  I hate to go to school.  Rats ate up sixteen of Jimmy Talbot’s aunt’s speckled hen’s eggs.  Are there any real Indians in these woods?  I want some more gravy.  Does the trees moving make the wind blow?  We had five puppies.  What makes your nose so red, Hank?  My father has lots of money.  Are the stars hot?  I whipped Ed Walker twice, Saturday.  I don’t like girls.  You dassent catch toads unless with a string.  Do oxen make any noise?  Why are oranges round?  Have you got beds to sleep on in this cave?  Amos Murray has got six toes.  A parrot can talk, but a monkey or a fish can’t.  How many does it take to make twelve?”

Every few minutes he would remember that he was a pesky redskin, and pick up his stick rifle and tiptoe to the mouth of the cave to rubber for the scouts of the hated paleface.  Now and then he would let out a war-whoop that made Old Hank the Trapper, shiver.  That boy had Bill terrorized from the start.