with a peart-lookin’ young feller in blue clothes
and gilt straps on his shoulders. Young lieutenant
he was—name o’ Morris. Was layin’
in camp there in the city somers. I disremember
which camp it was now adzackly—but anyway,
it ‘peared like he had plenty o’ time to
go and come, fer from that time on he kep’ on
a-comin’—ever’ time Marthy
‘ud come home, he’d come, too; and I got
to noticin’ ’at Marthy come home a good
’eal more ’n she used to afore Morris
first brought her. And blame ef the thing didn’t
git to worryin’ me! And onc’t I spoke
to mother about it, and told her ef I thought the
feller wanted to marry Marthy I’d jest stop his
comin’ right then and there. But mother
she sorto’ smiled and said somepin’ ‘bout
men a-never seein’ through nothin’; and
when I ast her what she meant, w’y, she ups
and tells me ’at Morris didn’t keer nothin’
fer Marthy, ner Marthy fer Morris, and then went on
to tell me that Morris was kindo’ aidgin’
up to’rds Annie—she was next to Marthy,
you know, in pint of years and experience, but ever’body
allus said ‘at Annie was the purtiest one o’
the whole three of ’em. And so when mother
told me ’at the signs pinted to’rds Annie,
w’y, of course, I hedn’t no particular
objections to that, ’cause Morris was of good
fambly enough it turned out, and, in fact, was as
stirrin’ a young feller as ever I’d want
fer a son-in-law, and so I hed nothin’ more
to say—ner they wasn’t no occasion
to say nothin’, ’cause right along about
then I begin to notice ‘at Marthy quit comin’
home so much, and Morris kep’ a-comin’
more. Tel finally, one time he was out here all
by hisself, ‘long about dusk, come out here
where I was feedin’, and ast me, all at onc’t,
and in a straight-for’ard way, ef he couldn’t
marry Annie; and, some-way-another, blame ef it didn’t
make me as happy as him when I told him yes!
You see that thing proved, pine-blank, ‘at he
wasn’t a-fishin’ round fer Marthy.
Well-sir, as luck would hev it, Marthy got home about
a half-hour later, and I’ll give you my word
I was never so glad to see the girl in my life!
It was foolish in me, I reckon, but when I see her
drivin’ up the lane— it was purt’
nigh dark then, but I could see her through the open
winder from where I was settin’ at the supper-table,
and so I jest quietly excused myself, p’lite-like,
as a feller will, you know, when they’s comp’ny
round, and I slipped off and met her jest as she was
about to git out to open the barn gate. ‘Hold
up, Marthy,’ says I; ’set right where
you air; I’ll open the gate fer you, and I’ll
do anything else fer you in the world ‘at you
want me to!’
“‘W’y, what’s pleased you so?’ she says, laughin’, as she druv through slow-like and a-ticklin’ my nose with the cracker of the buggy-whip.—’What’s pleased you?’
“‘Guess,’ says I, jerkin’ the gate to, and turnin’ to lift her out.
“‘The new peanner’s come?’ says she, eager-like.
“‘Yer new peanner’s come,’ says I; ‘but that’s not it.’