stones, and the thought of the Celebrity, alone in
a dark cave in the middle of the island, began to prey
upon me. I was not designed for a practical joker,
and I take it that pity is a part of every self-respecting
man’s composition. In the cool of the night
season the ludicrous side of the matter did not appeal
to me quite as strongly as in the glare of day.
A joke should never be pushed to cruelty. It
was in vain that I argued I had no direct hand in the
concealing of him; I felt my responsibility quite as
heavy upon me. Perhaps bears still remained in
these woods. And if a bear should devour the
author of The Sybarites, would the world ever forgive
me? Could I ever repay the debt to the young
women of these United States? To speak truth,
I expected every moment to see him appear. Why,
in the name of all his works, did he stay there?
Nothing worse could befall him than to go to Far Harbor
with Drew, where our words concerning his identity
would be taken. And what an advertisement this
would be for the great author. The Sybarites,
now selling by thousands, would increase its sales
to ten thousands. Ah, there was the rub.
The clue to his remaining in the cave was this very
kink in the Celebrity’s character. There
was nothing Bohemian in that character; it yearned
after the eminently respectable. Its very eccentricities
were within the limits of good form. The Celebrity
shunned the biscuits and beer of the literary clubs,
and his books were bound for the boudoir. To have
it proclaimed in the sensational journals that the
hands of this choice being had been locked for grand
larceny was a thought too horrible to entertain.
His very manservant would have cried aloud against
it. Better a hundred nights in a cave than one
such experience!
Miss Trevor’s behavior that evening was so unrestful
as to lead me to believe that she, too, was going
through qualms of sympathy for the victim. As
we were breaking up for the evening she pulled my sleeve.
“Don’t you think we have carried our joke
a little too far, Mr. Crocker?” she whispered
uneasily. “I can’t bear to think of
him in that terrible place.”
“It will do him a world of good,” I replied,
assuming a gayety I did not feel. It is not pleasant
to reflect that some day one’s own folly might
place one in alike situation. And the night was
dismally cool and windy, now that the fire had gone
out. Miss Trevor began to philosophize.
“Such practical pleasantries as this,”
she said, “are like infernal machines:
they often blow up the people that start them.
And they are next to impossible to steer.”
“Perhaps it is just as well not to assume we
are the instruments of Providence,” I said.
Here we ran into Miss Thorn, who was carrying a lantern.