“Well,” she said, “the best I can do is to give you a synopsis of the story, and then you can judge of its fitness.  The hero is called Victor Desmond.  He is a young man of a sterling though undeveloped character, who has been hampered by an indulgent parent with a large fortune.  Desmond is a butterfly, and sips life after the approved manner of his kind,—­now from Bohemian glass, now from vessels of gold and silver.  He chats with stage lights in their dressing-rooms, and attends a ball in the Bowery or a supper at Sherry’s with a ready versatility.  The book, apart from its intention, really gives the middle classes an excellent idea of what is called ‘high-life.’

“It is some time before Desmond discovers that he possesses the gift of Paris,—­a deliberation proving his lack of conceit,—­that wherever he goes he unwittingly breaks a heart, and sometimes two or three.  This discovery is naturally so painful that he comes home to his chambers and throws himself on a lounge before his fire in a fit of self-deprecation, and reflects on a misspent and foolish life.  This, mind you, is where his character starts to develop.  And he makes a heroic resolve, not to cut off his nose or to grow a beard, nor get married, but henceforth to live a life of usefulness and seclusion, which was certainly considerate.  And furthermore, if by any accident he ever again involved the affections of another girl he would marry her, be she as ugly as sin or as poor as poverty.  Then the heroine comes in.  Her name is Rosamond, which sounds well and may be euphoniously coupled with Desmond; and, with the single exception of a boarding-school girl, she is the only young woman he ever thought of twice.  In order to save her and himself he goes away, but the temptation to write to her overpowers him, and of course she answers his letter.  This brings on a correspondence.  His letters take the form of confessions, and are the fruits of much philosophical reflection.  ‘Inconstancy in woman,’ he says, because of the present social conditions, is often pardonable.  In a man, nothing is more despicable.’  This is his cardinal principle, and he sticks to it nobly.  For, though he tires of Rosamond, who is quite attractive, however, he marries her and lives a life of self-denial.  There are men who might take that story to heart.”

I was amused that she should give the passage quoted by the Celebrity himself.  Her double meaning was, naturally, lost on Farrar, but he enjoyed the thing hugely, nevertheless, as more or less applicable to Mr. Allen.  I made sure that gentleman was sensible of what was being said, though he scarcely moved a muscle.  And Miss Trevor, with a mirthful glance at me that was not without a tinge of triumph, jumped lightly to the deck and went in to see the invalids.