The close and crowded cabin of a small yacht is not an attractive place in rough weather; and one by one the Four emerged and distributed themselves about the deck, wherever they could obtain a hold.  Some of them began to act peculiarly.  Upon Mr. Cooke’s unwillingness or inability to interfere in his behalf, the Celebrity had assumed an aggrieved demeanor, but soon the motion of the Maria became more and more pronounced, and the difficulty of maintaining his decorum likewise increased.  The ruddy color left his face, which grew pale with effort.  I will do him the justice to say that the effort was heroic:  he whistled popular airs, and snatches of the grand opera; he relieved Mr. Cooke of his glasses (of which Mr. Cooke had neglected to relieve himself), and scanned the sea line busily.  But the inevitable deferred is frequently more violent than the inevitable taken gracefully, and the confusion which at length overtook the Celebrity was utter as his humiliation was complete.  We laid him beside Mr. Cooke in the cockpit.

The rain presently ceased, and the wind hauled, as is often the case, to the northwest, which began to clear, while Bear Island rose from the northern horizon.  Both Farrar and I were surprised to see Miss Trevor come out; she hooked back the cabin doors and surveyed the prostrate forms with amusement.

We asked her about those inside.

“Mrs. Cooke has really been very ill,” she said, “and Miss Thorn is doing all she can for her.  My father and I were more fortunate.  But you will both catch your deaths,” she exclaimed, noticing our condition.  “Tell me where I can find your coats.”

I suppose it is natural for a man to enjoy being looked after in this way; it was certainly a new sensation to Farrar and myself.  We assured her we were drying out and did not need the coats, but nevertheless she went back into the cabin and found them.

“Miss Thorn says you should both be whipped,” she remarked.

When we had put on our coats Miss Trevor sat down and began to talk.

“I once heard of a man,” she began complacently, “a man that was buried alive, and who contrived to dig himself up and then read his own epitaph.  It did not please him, but he was wise and amended his life.  I have often thought how much it might help some people if they could read their own epitaphs.”

Farrar was very quick at this sort of thing; and now that the steering had become easier was only too glad to join her in worrying the Celebrity.  But he, if he were conscious, gave no sign of it.

“They ought to be buried so that they could not dig themselves up,” he said.  “The epitaphs would only strengthen their belief that they had lived in an unappreciative age.”

“One I happen to have in mind, however, lives in an appreciative age.  Most appreciative.”

“And women are often epitaph-makers.”

“You are hard on the sex, Mr. Farrar,” she answered, “but perhaps justly so.  And yet there are some women I know of who would not write an epitaph to his taste.”