Mammon, the least erected spirit that fell
From Heaven,

durst risk a word in answer.  It is but a lying cant that would represent the merchant and the banker as people disinterestedly toiling for mankind, and then most useful when they are most absorbed in their transactions; for the man is more important than his services.  And when my Royal Nautical Sportsman shall have so far fallen from his hopeful youth that he cannot pluck up an enthusiasm over anything but his ledger, I venture to doubt whether he will be near so nice a fellow, and whether he would welcome, with so good a grace, a couple of drenched Englishmen paddling into Brussels in the dusk.

When we had changed our wet clothes and drunk a glass of pale ale to the Club’s prosperity, one of their number escorted us to an hotel.  He would not join us at our dinner, but he had no objection to a glass of wine.  Enthusiasm is very wearing; and I begin to understand why prophets were unpopular in Judaea, where they were best known.  For three stricken hours did this excellent young man sit beside us to dilate on boats and boat-races; and before he left, he was kind enough to order our bedroom candles.

We endeavoured now and again to change the subject; but the diversion did not last a moment:  the Royal Nautical Sportsman bridled, shied, answered the question, and then breasted once more into the swelling tide of his subject.  I call it his subject; but I think it was he who was subjected.  The Arethusa, who holds all racing as a creature of the devil, found himself in a pitiful dilemma.  He durst not own his ignorance for the honour of Old England, and spoke away about English clubs and English oarsmen whose fame had never before come to his ears.  Several times, and, once above all, on the question of sliding-seats, he was within an ace of exposure.  As for the Cigarette, who has rowed races in the heat of his blood, but now disowns these slips of his wanton youth, his case was still more desperate; for the Royal Nautical proposed that he should take an oar in one of their eights on the morrow, to compare the English with the Belgian stroke.  I could see my friend perspiring in his chair whenever that particular topic came up.  And there was yet another proposal which had the same effect on both of us.  It appeared that the champion canoeist of Europe (as well as most other champions) was a Royal Nautical Sportsman.  And if we would only wait until the Sunday, this infernal paddler would be so condescending as to accompany us on our next stage.  Neither of us had the least desire to drive the coursers of the sun against Apollo.