dry?  ’Get into a train, my little young man,’ said he, I and go you away home to your parents.’  I was so astounded at the man’s malice, that I could only stare at him in silence.  A tree would never have spoken to me like this.  At last I got out with some words.  We had come from Antwerp already, I told him, which was a good long way; and we should do the rest in spite of him.  Yes, I said, if there were no other reason, I would do it now, just because he had dared to say we could not.  The pleasant old gentleman looked at me sneeringly, made an allusion to my canoe, and marched of, waggling his head.

I was still inwardly fuming, when up came a pair of young fellows, who imagined I was the Cigarette’s servant, on a comparison, I suppose, of my bare jersey with the other’s mackintosh, and asked me many questions about my place and my master’s character.  I said he was a good enough fellow, but had this absurd voyage on the head.  ‘O no, no,’ said one, ’you must not say that; it is not absurd; it is very courageous of him.’  I believe these were a couple of angels sent to give me heart again.  It was truly fortifying to reproduce all the old man’s insinuations, as if they were original to me in my character of a malcontent footman, and have them brushed away like so many flies by these admirable young men.

When I recounted this affair to the Cigarette, ’They must have a curious idea of how English servants behave,’ says he dryly, ’for you treated me like a brute beast at the lock.’

I was a good deal mortified; but my temper had suffered, it is a fact.

AT LANDRECIES

At Landrecies the rain still fell and the wind still blew; but we found a double-bedded room with plenty of furniture, real water-jugs with real water in them, and dinner:  a real dinner, not innocent of real wine.  After having been a pedlar for one night, and a butt for the elements during the whole of the next day, these comfortable circumstances fell on my heart like sunshine.  There was an English fruiterer at dinner, travelling with a Belgian fruiterer; in the evening at the cafe, we watched our compatriot drop a good deal of money at corks; and I don’t know why, but this pleased us.

It turned out we were to see more of Landrecies than we expected; for the weather next day was simply bedlamite.  It is not the place one would have chosen for a day’s rest; for it consists almost entirely of fortifications.  Within the ramparts, a few blocks of houses, a long row of barracks, and a church, figure, with what countenance they may, as the town.  There seems to be no trade; and a shopkeeper from whom I bought a sixpenny flint-and-steel, was so much affected that he filled my pockets with spare flints into the bargain.  The only public buildings that had any interest for us were the hotel and the cafe.  But we visited the church.  There lies Marshal Clarke.  But as neither of us had ever heard of that military hero, we bore the associations of the spot with fortitude.