She used to say doubtful things about love.
One of them struck my mother with horror. Miss
Leroy told a male person once, and told him to his
face, that if she loved him and he loved her, and
they agreed to sign one another’s foreheads with
a cross as a ceremony, it would be as good to her
as marriage. This may seem a trifle, but nobody
now can imagine what was thought of it at the time
it was spoken. My mother repeated it every now
and then for fifty years. It may be conjectured
how easily any other girls of our acquaintance would
have been classified, and justly classified, if they
had uttered such barefaced Continental immorality.
Miss Leroy’s neighbours were remarkably apt
at classifying their fellow-creatures. They had
a few, a very few holes, into which they dropped their
neighbours, and they must go into one or the other.
Nothing was more distressing than a specimen which,
notwithstanding all the violence which might be used
to it, would not fit into a hole, but remained an
exception. Some lout, I believe, reckoning on
the legitimacy of his generalisation, and having heard
of this and other observations accredited to Miss
Leroy, ventured to be slightly rude to her. What
she said to him was never known, but he was always
shy afterwards of mentioning her name, and when he
did he was wont to declare that she was “a rum
un.” She was not particular, I have heard,
about personal tidiness, and this I can well believe,
for she was certainly not distinguished when I knew
her for this virtue. She cared nothing for the
linen-closet, the spotless bed-hangings, and the bright
poker, which were the true household gods of the respectable
women of those days. She would have been instantly
set down as “slut,” and as having “nasty
dirty forrin ways,” if a peculiar habit of hers
had not unfortunately presented itself, most irritating
to her critics, so anxious promptly to gratify their
philosophic tendency towards scientific grouping.
Mrs. Mobbs, who lived next door to her, averred that
she always slept with the window open. Mrs. Mobbs,
like everybody else, never opened her window except
to “air the room.” Mrs. Mobbs’
best bedroom was carpeted all over, and contained a
great four-post bedstead, hung round with heavy hangings,
and protected at the top from draughts by a kind of
firmament of white dimity. Mrs. Mobbs stuffed
a sack of straw up the chimney of the fireplace, to
prevent the fall of the “sutt,” as she
called it. Mrs. Mobbs, if she had a visitor,
gave her a hot supper, and expected her immediately
afterwards to go upstairs, draw the window curtains,
get into this bed, draw the bed curtains also, and
wake up the next morning “bilious.”
This was the proper thing to do. Miss Leroy’s
sitting-room was decidedly disorderly; the chairs
were dusty; “yer might write yer name on the
table,” Mrs. Mobbs declared; but, nevertheless,
the casement was never closed night nor day; and, moreover,
Miss Leroy was believed by the strongest circumstantial