Writing for Vaudeville eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 543 pages of information about Writing for Vaudeville.

Writing for Vaudeville eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 543 pages of information about Writing for Vaudeville.

KELLY:  Mr. Parmelee made a note of the numbers, Mr. Fallon.

FALLON:  I know.  I want you to identify them too.

KELLY:  I can do that.  I saw him mark them.

FALLON:  Good.  And if you saw these bills in the next five minutes you’d be able to swear they’re the same bills you gave me?

KELLY:  Sure. (Starts towards door.)

FALLON:  Wait a minute.  Sit down, Kelly. (KELLY seats himself in Morris chair, holding his hat between his knees.) Kelly, this hotel engages you from the Pinkertons to stay around the place, and—­protect the guests?

KELLY:  Yes, sir.

FALLON:  Well, there’s a man downstairs thinks he has a claim on this money.  Now, I’d like you to wait in that bedroom and listen to what he says with a view to putting him in jail.

KELLY:  Blackmail, Mr. Fallon?

FALLON:  Yes, blackmail.

KELLY:  (Eagerly.) And you’re not going to stand for it?

FALLON:  I am not!

KELLY:  (Earnestly.) Good!  That’s the only way to treat those dogs. 
Never give up, never give up!

FALLON:  No, but yesterday, I had to give up.  He put a gun at my head.

KELLY:  (Excitedly.) Where?  Not in this hotel?

FALLON:  Yes, in this room.  I gave him a cheque for two thousand dollars.  That made him think I was easy, and he telephoned this morning that he’s coming back for another thousand, and he wants it in cash.  That’s why I marked those bills.

KELLY:  Why, we got him now!  He’s as good as dead.

FALLON:  (Startled.) What?

KELLY:  I say, we’ve got him nailed now.

FALLON:  Oh, yes. (Pause.) He hasn’t turned in the cheque yet—­I’ve just called up the bank to find out.  I guess he means to hold that over my head, hey?

KELLY:  More likely he’s afraid of it. (Eagerly.) We may get that back, too.  We may find it on him.

FALLON:  What?  Yes, as you say, we may find it on him.

KELLY:  (Eagerly.) And as soon as he gets those bills in his clothes, you give me the high sign (Fiercely.)—­and we’ll nail him!

FALLON:  Yes, we’ll nail him.  And, if he puts his gun in my face today, he won’t catch me empty-handed the second time. (Draws automatic from his pocket.) I’m ready for him, today!

KELLY:  (Greatly concerned.) Here, none of that stuff, Mr. Fallon.  A gentleman like you can’t take that chance.

FALLON:  Chance?  Kelly, I haven’t always lived in a swell hotel.  The man that gets the drop on me—­when I’ve got a gun—­has got to be damned quick.

KELLY:  That’s just what I mean!  I’m not thinking of him, I’m thinking of you.  Give me that gun.

FALLON:  Certainly not.

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