Writing for Vaudeville eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 543 pages of information about Writing for Vaudeville.

Writing for Vaudeville eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 543 pages of information about Writing for Vaudeville.

Give me Murray Hill 2828.  Hello, is this the Corn and Grain Bank?  I want to speak to the cashier.  Hello, is that the cashier?  This is Richard Fallon, of San Francisco, speaking from the Hotel Wisteria.  I opened an account with you day before yesterday, for two hundred thousand dollars.  Yes, this is Mr. Fallon speaking.  I made out a cheque yesterday payable to Louis Mohun (Glances at cheque.), dated August 4th, for two thousand dollars.  I want to know if he’s cashed it in yet?  He hasn’t, hey?  Good! (He continues to look at cheque, to impress upon audience, that the cheque they have just seen him write, is the one which he is speaking about.) Well, I want to stop payment on that cheque.  Yes, yes.  I made it out under pressure, and I’ve decided not to stand for it.  Yes, sort of a hold up!  I guess that’s why he was afraid to cash it.  You’ll attend to that, will you?  Thank you.  Good-bye. (He takes an envelope from desk, places cheque in it and puts envelope in his breast pocket.  Again takes off receiver.) Hello, give me the cashier, please.  Am I speaking to the cashier of the hotel?  This is Mr. Fallon in room 210.  Is your hotel detective in the lobby?  He is?  Good!  What—­what sort of a man is he, is he a man I can rely on?  A Pinkerton, hey?  That’s good enough!  Well, I wish you’d give him a thousand dollars for me in hundreds.  Ten hundred-dollar bills, and before you send them up, I wish you’d mark them and take their numbers.  What?  No, there’s no trouble.  I just want to see that the right bills go to the right people, that’s all.  Thank you.

(He crosses to door centre, and taking key from the bedroom side, places it in keyhole on side of door in view of the audience.  He turns the key several times.  He takes the revolver from his left hip pocket and holding it in his right hand, rehearses shooting under his left arm through his coat which he holds from him by the fingers of his left hand.  Shifting revolver to his left hand, he takes the automatic from his right hip pocket, and goes through the motions of firing with both guns in opposite directions.  His pantomine must show he intends making use of both guns at the same time, using one apparently upon himself, and the other, in earnest, upon another person.  He replaces the revolvers in his pockets.  There is a knock at the door.)

Come in.

(KELLY enters.  In his hand he carries an envelope.  He is an elderly man with grey hair, neatly dressed and carrying a straw hat.  He has an air of authority.  His manner to FALLON is respectful.)

KELLY:  Afternoon, Mr. Fallon.  I am Kelly, the house detective.

FALLON:  Yes, I know.  I’ve seen you in the lobby.

KELLY:  Mr. Parmelee said I was to give you this. (Gives envelope to FALLON.  FALLON takes out ten yellow-back bills.) There ought to be a thousand dollars there in hundreds.

FALLON:  That’s right.  Now, will you just sit over there, and as I read the numbers, you write them down.

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