THE FELLOW: Not at all. I know one of the girls in your camp.
THE GIRL: (Sarcastically.) Oh, you do! (She tosses her head.) So you have been following me up in order to send some message to another girl. Who is she?
THE FELLOW: Genevieve Patterson.
THE GIRL: (Aside.) I’ll never
let him know now that I have on
Genevieve’s clothes.
THE FELLOW: But you’re mistaken.
I’ve already sent the message.
It was about you.
THE GIRL: About me? What about me?
THE FELLOW: I wanted Genevieve to introduce us. Say—you haven’t told me your name yet.
THE GIRL: I don’t intend to. I think you are very forward.
THE FELLOW: Shall I tell you my name?
THE GIRL: By no means.
THE FELLOW: You’re not interested?
THE GIRL: Not a bit.
(There is a pause. She keeps her head turned away. He looks upward and all around, somewhat embarrassed.)
THE FELLOW: (Finally breaking the silence.) Are there any bugs in your camp?
THE GIRL: (Facing him angrily.) Sir!
THE FELLOW: I mean gnats, mosquitoes—things like that.
THE GIRL: Yes. I was badly bitten last night by a mosquito.
THE FELLOW: (Very much interested.) Where did he get you?
THE GIRL: (Laughing.) Well, you are so fresh that I can’t be mad at you. You’re too funny. Since you want to know so much, he got me on the knee. I wasn’t far-seeing enough to bring mosquito netting. It’s a bad bite.
THE FELLOW: Is it possible?
THE GIRL: Don’t you believe it?
THE FELLOW: Well, I’m not far-seeing enough to know for sure. (With a sly glance at her knees.)
THE GIRL: How silly of you! But say—I know a joke on you. I saw you fall in the lake yesterday.
THE FELLOW: (Nodding his head.) While I was fishing?
THE GIRL: Yes; it was so amusing. I don’t know when I’ve enjoyed such a hearty joke. How did you come to fall in?
THE FELLOW: I didn’t come to fall in. I came to fish.
THE GIRL: I also saw that man with the camera
over in your camp.
What was he dojng?
THE FELLOW: Oh, he was a moving picture man from New York. He was taking moving pictures of our cheese.
THE GIRL: Preposterous! Have you caught any fish since you came?
THE FELLOW: Only a dog-fish, with a litter of puppies.
THE GIRL: (With wide-open eyes.) How interesting! What did you do with them?
THE FELLOW: We made frankfurter sausages out of the little ones, and we are using the big one to guard the camp.
THE GIRL: To guard the camp?
THE FELLOW: Yes—it’s a watch-dog fish.
THE GIRL: Well, I’ve heard of sea-dogs, but I never knew before that—