Nextday but one, gay Clidamant, whose joy
Appeared
so great, ’twas free from all alloy,
By
hazard met a friend, to whom he told
(Most
indiscreetly) what to him was sold;
How
Cupid favoured what he most required,
And
freely granted all he had desired.
Though
large the blessing, yet he grudged the cost;
The
sum gave pain: a hundred crowns were lost!
The
friend proposed they should at once decide,
The
charge and pleasure ’tween them to divide.
Our
husband thought his purse not over strong,
That
saving fifty crowns would not be wrong.
But
then, on t’other hand, to lend the fair,
In
ev’ry view had got an awkward air;
Would
she, as was proposed, consent to two?
To
keep things secret would their lips be true?
Or
was it fair to sacrifice her charms,
And
lay her open thus to dire alarms?
Thefriend this difficulty soon removed,
And
represented that the cavern proved
So
very dark, the girl would be deceived;
With
one more shrewd the trick might be achieved.
Sufficient
howsoever it would be,
If
they by turns, and silent, could agree
To
meet the belle, and leave to Love the rest,
From
whom they hoped assistance if distressed.
Such
silence to observe no hurt could do,
And
Alice would suppose, a prudent view
Retained
the tongue, since walls have often ears,
And,
being mum, expressive was of fears.
Whenthus the two gallants their plan had laid,
And
ev’ry promised pleasure fully weighed,
They
to the husband’s mansion made their way,
Where
yet the wife between the bed-clothes lay.
The
servant girl was near her mistress found;
Her
dress was plain: no finery around;
In
short, ’twas such that, when the moment came;
To
fail the meeting could not be her aim.
Thefriends disputed which the lead should take,
And
strong pretentions both appeared to make;
The
husband, honours home would not allow:
Such
compliments were out of fashion now.
To
settle this, at length three dice they took;
The
friend was highest placed in Fortune’s book.
The
both together to the cavern flew,
And
for the servant soon impatient grew;
But
Alice never came, and in her room
The
mistress, softly treading ’mid the gloom,
The
necessary signal gently gave,
On
which she entered presently the cave,
And
this so suddenly, no time was found
To
make remarks on change or errors round,