Thenback they bore them motionless to sleep,
And
wake with wishes further joys to reap.
From
these enjoyments many fully thought,
To
such enchanting scenes they should be brought,
In
future times, eternal bliss to taste,
If
death and danger valiantly they faced,
And
tried the prophet Mahomet to please,
And
ev’ry point to serve their prince would seize.
TheMount’s old man, by means like these, could say;
He’d
men devoted to support his sway;
Upon
the globe no empire more was feared,
Or
king or potentate like him revered.
These
circumstances I’ve minutely told,
To
show, our tale was known in days of old.
Feronde,
a rich, but awkward, vulgar clown,
A
ninny was believed throughout the town;
He
had the charge of revenues not slight,
Which
he collected for a friar white.
Of
these I’ve known as good as any black,
When
husbands some assistance seemed to lack,
And
had so much to do, they monks might need;
Or
other friends, their work at home to speed.
This
friar for to-morrow never thought,
But
squandered ev’ry thing as soon as brought;
No
saint-apostle less of wealth retained;
Good
cheer o’er ev’ry wish triumphant reigned,
Save
now and then to have a little fun,
(Unknown
to others) with a pretty nun.
Ferondehad got a spouse of pleasing sight,
Related
nearly to our friar white,
Whose
predecessor, uncle, sponsor kind,
Now
gone to realms of night, had her consigned,
To
be this silly blockhead’s lawful wife,
Who
thought her hand the honour of his life.
’Tis
said that bastard-daughters oft retain
A
disposition to the parent-train;
And
this, the saying, truly ne’er bellied,
Nor
was her spouse so weak but he descried,
Things
clearer than was requisite believed,
And
doubted much if he were not deceived.
Thewife would often to the prelate go,
Pretending
business, proper he should know;
A
thousand circumstances she could find;
’Twas
then accounts: now sev’ral things combined;
In
short no day nor hour within the week,
But
something at the friar’s she would seek.
The
holy father then was always prone,
To
send the servants off and be alone.
Howe’er
the husband, doubting tricks were played;
Got
troublesome; his wife would much upbraid
When
she returned, and often beat her too;
In
short,—he unaccommodating grew.