Example often proves of sov’reign use;
At other times it cherishes abuse;
’Tis not my purpose, howsoe’er, to tell
Which of the two I fancy to excel.
Some will conceive the Abbess acted right,
While others think her conduct very light
Be that as ’twill, her actions right or wrong,
I’ll freely give a license to my tongue,
Or pen, at all events, and clearly show,
By what some nuns were led to undergo,
That flocks are equally of flesh and blood,
And, if one passes, hundreds stem the flood,
To follow up the course the first has run,
And imitate what t’other has begun.
When Agnes passed, another sister came,
And ev’ry nun desired to do the same;
At length the guardian of the flock appeared,
And likewise passed, though much at first she feared.
The tale is this, we purpose to relate;
And full particulars we now will state.
AnAbbess once a certain illness had,
Chlorosis
named, which oft proves very bad,
Destroys
the rose that decorates the cheek,
And
renders females languid, pale, and weak.
Our
lady’s face was like a saint’s in Lent:
Quite
wan, though otherwise it marked content.
The
faculty, consulted on her case,
And
who the dire disorder’s source would trace,
At
length pronounced slow fever must succeed,
And
death inevitably be decreed,
Unless;—but
this unless is very strange
Unless
indeed she some way could arrange;
To
gratify her wish, which seemed to vex,
And
converse be allowed with t’other sex:
Hippocrates,
howe’er, more plainly speaks,
No
circumlocutory phrase he seeks.
O
Jesus! quite abashed the Abbess cried;
What
is it?—fy!—a man would you provide?
Yes,
they rejoined, ’tis clearly what you want,
And
you will die without a brisk gallant;
One
truly able will alone suffice;
And,
if not such, take two we would advise.
This
still was worse, though, if we rightly guess,
’Twas
by her wished, durst she the truth confess.
But
how the sisterhood would see her take
Such
remedies and no objection make?
Shame
often causes injury and pain;
And
ills concealed bring others in their train.
Saidsister Agnes, Madam, take their word;
A
remedy like this would be absurd,
If,
like old death, it had a haggard look,
And
you designed to get by hook or crook.
A
hundred secrets you retain at ease;
Can
one so greatly shock and you displease?—
You
talk at random, Agnes, she replied;
Now,
would you for the remedy decide,