Ourlady then, her lovers to deceive,
One
day observed—you shall, my friends, this
eve;
Drink
wine with me:—my husband will away,
And,
what’s delightful, till to-morrow stay;
We
shall ourselves be able to amuse,
And
laugh, and sing, and talk as we may choose.
’Tis
excellent, cried they: things well you frame;
And
at the promised hour, the heroes came.
Whenintroduced, and all supposing clear,
A
sudden knocking turned their joy to fear;
The
door was barred; she to the window flew;
I
think, said she, that’s to the master due;
And
should it prove to be as I suspect:—
’Tis
he, I vow:—fly, hide, he’ll you detect;
Some
accident, suspicion, or design,
Has
brought him back to sleep, I now divine:
Ourtwo gallants, when dangers round them pressed,
A
closet entered, mightily distressed;
To
get away ’twere folly to have tried;
The
husband came, the roast he quickly spied;
With
pigeons too, in diff’rent fashions cooked;
Why,
hey! said he, as round about he looked:
What
guests have you that supper you prepare?
The
wife replied: two neighbours taste our fare:
Sweet
Alice, and good Simonetta, mean
To-night,
at table with us to be seen;
I’m
quite rejoiced to think that you are here:
The
company will more complete appear;
These
dames will, by your presence, nothing lose;
I’ll
run and hasten them: ’twill you amuse;
The
whole is ready; I’ll at once away,
And
beg, in coming, they’ll no more delay.
Theladies named were wives of our gallants,
So
fond of contraband, and smuggled grants,
Who,
vexed to be confined, still praised the dame,
For
skewing such address to ’scape from blame.
She
soon returned, and with her brought the fair,
Who,
gaily singing, entered free from care.
The
painter them received with bow and kiss;
To
praise their beauty he was not remiss;
Their
dress was charming; all he much admired;
Their
presence frolick, fun, and jest inspired,
Which
no way pleased the husbands in the cage,
Who
saw the freaks with marks of bursting rage:
The
door half open gave a view complete,
How
freely he their wives was led to treat.
Thingsthus commenced, the supper next was served;
From
playful tricks the painter never swerved,
But
placed himself at table ’twist the two,
And
jest and frolicking would still pursue.
To
women, wine, and fun, said he, I drink;
Put
round the toast; none from it e’er must shrink;
The
order was obeyed; the glass oft filled
The
party soon had all the liquor swilled: