Besides the heinous sin and vile offence,
God knew she rather would with all dispense;
Mere complaisance had led her to comply;
Would she admit a wretch with blearing eye,
To incommode, and banish tranquil ease?
Who could conceive her formed a clod to please?
Can I, said she, the paths of honour quit,
And in my bed a loathsome brute permit?
Or e’er regard the plan but with disdain?
No, by saint John, I ever will maintain,
Nor beau, nor clown, nor king, nor lord, nor ’squire,
Save Nicia, with me freely shall retire.
Thefair Lucretia seemed so firmly bent,
To
father Timothy at length they went,
Who
preached the lady such a fine discourse,
She
ceded more through penitence than force.
Moreovershe was promised that the lad
Should
be nor clownish, nor in person bad;
Nor
such as any way might give disgust,
But
one to whom she perfectly might trust.
Thewondrous draught was taken by the fair;
Next
day our Wight prepared his wily snare:
Himself
bepowdered like a miller’s man,
With
beard and whiskers to complete his plan;
A
better metamorphose ne’er was seen;
Ligurio,
who had in the secret been,
So
thoroughly disguised the lover thought,
At
midnight him to Nicia freely brought,
With
bandage o’er the eyes and hair disdained,
Not
once the husband of deceit complained.
Besidethe dame in silence slid our spark;
In
silence she attended in the dark,
Perfumed
and nicely ev’ry way bedecked;
For
what? you ask, or whom did she expect;
Were
all these pains a miller to receive?—
Too
much they cannot take, the sex believe;
And
whether kings or millers be their aim,
The
wish to please is ever found the same.
’Tis
double honour in a woman thought,
When
by her charms a torpid heart is caught;
She,
who in icy bosoms flame can raise,
Deserving
doubtless is of treble praise.
Thespark disguised, his place no sooner took,
But
awkwardness he presently forsook;
No
more the miller, but the smart gallant:
The
lady found him kind and complaisant;
Such
moments we’ll suppose were well employed;
Though
trembling fears not perfectly destroyed.