Atlength, a second time the bottle failed;
The
hostess’ fear of ghosts again prevailed,
And
mistress Alice now for escort went,
Though
much she wished the other to have sent;
With
Simonetta she was forced to change,
And
leave the painter at his ease to range.
Thisdame at first appeared to be severe
Would
leave the room, and feigned to be sincere;
But
when the painter seized her by the gown,
She
prudence showed, and feared he’d pull her down;
Her
clothes might tear, which led her to remain:
On
this the husband scarcely could contain;
He
seemed resolved his hiding place to leave;
But
instantly the other pulled his sleeve;
Be
easy friend, said he, it is but right,
That
equal favours we should have to-night,
And
cuckoldom should take you to his care,
That
we alike in ev’ry thing may fare.
Arewe not brothers in adventure, pray?
And
such our solemn promises, to-day.
Since
one the painter clearly has disgraced,
The
other equally should be embraced.
In
spite of ev’ry thing you now advance,
Your
wife as well as mine shall have a dance;
A
hand I’ll lend, if wanting it be found;
Say
what you will, I’ll see she has her round.
She
had it then:—our painter tried to please;
The
lady equally appeared at ease;
Full
time the others gave, and when they came,
More
wine was not required by spark nor dame;
’Twas
late, and for the day enough he’d done;
Good
night was said: their course the belles had run;
The
painter, satisfied, retired to rest;
The
gay gallants, who lay so long distressed,
The
wily hostess from the closet drew,
Abashed,
disconsolate, and cuckolds too;
Still
worse to think, with all their care and pain;
That
neither of them could his wish obtain,
Or
e’en return the dame what she procured
Their
wives, whom she so cleverly allured.
Hereends our tale; the business is complete;
In
soft amours success alone is sweet.
* The Saint Ampoule, or Holy Ampulla, a vial said to have descended from heaven, in which was oil for anointing the kings of France at the coronation, and formerly kept at Rheims.
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By others do The same as you would like they should
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The wish to please is ever found the same
We scarcely good can find without alloy
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