I
think the reader I’ve already told,
Our
husband loved rich presents to behold;
Though
none he made, yet all he would receive;
Whate’er
was offered he would never leave.
Magnificenta handsome horse had got,
It
ambled well, or cantered, or would trot;
He
greatly valued it, and for its pace,
’Twas
called the Pad; it stept with wond’rous grace:
By
Aldobrandin it was highly praised;
Enough
was this: the knight’s fond hopes were raised;
Who
offered to exchange, but t’other thought,
He
in a barter might perhaps be caught.
’Tis
not, said he, that I the horse refuse;
But
I, in trucking, never fail to lose.
Onthis, Magnificent, who saw his aim;
Replied,
well, well, a better scheme we’ll frame;
No
changing we’ll allow, but you’ll permit,
That
for the horse, I with your lady sit,
You
present all the while, ’tis what I want;
I’m
curious, I confess, and fort it pant.
Besides,
your friends assuredly should know
What
mind, what sentiments may from her flow.
Just
fifteen minutes, I no more desire:
What!
cried the other, you my wife require?
No,
no, pray keep your horse, that won’t be right.
But
you’ll be present, said the courteous knight.
And
what of that? rejoined the wily spouse.
Why,
cried Magnificent, then naught should rouse
Your
fears or cares, for how can ill arise,
While
watched by you, possessed of eagle-eyes?
Thehusband ’gan to turn it in his mind;
Thought
he, if present, what can be designed?
The
plan is such as dissipates my fears;
The
offer advantageous too appears;
He’s
surely mad; I can’t conceive his aim;
But,
to secure myself and wife from shame;
Without
his knowledge, I’ll forbid the fair
Her
lips to open, and for this prepare.
Come,
cried old Aldobrandin, I’ll consent:
But,
said the other, recollect ’tis meant,
So
distant from us, all the while you stay,
That
not a word you hear of what I say.
Agreed,
rejoined the husband:—let’s begin;
Away
he flew, and brought the lady in.
Whenour gallant the charming belle perceived;
Elysium
seemed around, he half believed.
The
salutations o’er, they went and sat
Together
in a corner, where their chat
Could
not be heard, if they to talk inclined;
Our
brisk gallant no long harangues designed,
But
to the point advanced without delay;