Wife
Too much is this:—such accusations grieve.
Husband
Thou did’st most clearly suffer his embrace.
Wife
I? Why, you dream!
Husband
This
seems a curious case.
My reason’s flown’! or
have I lost my eyes?
Wife
Can you suppose my character I prize
So very little, that these pranks I’d play
Before your face, when I might ev’ry day
Find minutes to divert myself at will,
And (if lik’d such frolicks) take my fill?
Husband
I know not what to think nor what to do;
P’rhaps this same tree can tricks at will pursue;
Let’s see again; aloft he went once more,
And William acted as he’d done before;
But now the husband saw the playful squeeze;
Without emotion, and returned at ease.
To find the cause, said he, no longer try,
The tree’s enchanted, we may well rely.
Since,
that’s the fact, replied the cunning jade;
To
burn it, quickly William seek fort aid;
The
tree accurst no longer shall remain;
Her
will the servant wish’d not to restrain,
But
soon some workmen brought, who felled the tree;
And
wondered what the fault our fair could see.
Down
hew it, cried the lady, that’s your task;
More
concerns you not; folly ’tis to ask.
Oursecond gossip thus obtained success;
But
now the third: we’ll see if she had less:
To
female friends she often visits paid,
And
various pastimes there had daily play’d;
A
leering lover who was weary grown,
Desired
one night she’d meet him quite alone.
Two,
if you will, replied the smiling fair;
A
trifle ’tis you ask, and I’ll repair
Where’er
you wish, and we’ll recline at ease;
My
husband I can manage, if I please,
While
thus engag’d.—The parties soon agreed;
But
still the lady for her wits had need,
Since
her dear man from home but rarely went,
No
pardons sought at Rome, but was content
With
what he nearer got, while his sweet wife
More
fondness mark’d for gratifying life,
And
ever anxious, warmest zeal to show,
Was
always wishing distant scenes to know;
As
pilgrim oft she’d trod a foreign road,
But
now desir’d those ancient ways t’explode;
A
plan more rare and difficult she sought,
And
round her toe our wily dame bethought,
To
tie a pack-thread, fasten’d to the door,
Which
open’d to the street: then feign’d
to snore
Beside
her husband, Harry Berlinguier,
(So,
usually, they nam’d her wedded dear.)