rampant; and with the last all cold and reserved.
She therefore told Mr. Wild, with a most composed
aspect, that she was glad he had repented of his manner
of treating her at their last interview, where his
behaviour was so monstrous that she had resolved never
to see him any more; that she was afraid her own sex
would hardly pardon her the weakness she was guilty
of in receding from that resolution, which she was
persuaded she never should have brought herself to,
had not her sister, who was there to confirm what
she said (as she did with many oaths), betrayed her
into his company, by pretending it was another person
to visit her: but, however, as he now thought
proper to give her more convincing proofs of his affections
(for he had now the casket in his hand), and since
she perceived his designs were no longer against her
virtue, but were such as a woman of honour might listen
to, she must own—and then she feigned an
hesitation, when Theodosia began: “Nay,
sister, I am resolved you shall counterfeit no longer.
I assure you, Mr. Wild, she hath the most violent
passion for you in the world; and indeed, dear Tishy,
if you offer to go back, since I plainly see Mr. Wild’s
designs are honourable, I will betray all you have
ever said.” “How, sister!”
answered Laetitia; “I protest you will drive
me out of the room: I did not expect this usage
from you.” Wild then fell on his knees,
and, taking hold of her hand, repeated a speech, which,
as the reader may easily suggest it to himself, I
shall not here set down. He then offered her the
casket, but she gently rejected it; and on a second
offer, with a modest countenance and voice, desired
to know what it contained. Wild then opened it,
and took forth (with sorrow I write it, and with sorrow
will it be read) one of those beautiful necklaces with
which, at the fair of Bartholomew, they deck the well-bewhitened
neck of Thalestris queen of Amazons, Anna Bullen, queen
Elizabeth, or some other high princess in Drollic
story. It was indeed composed of that paste which
Derdaeus Magnus, an ingenious toy-man, doth at a
very moderate price dispense of to the second-rate
beaus of the metropolis. For, to open a truth,
which we ask our reader’s pardon for having
concealed from him so long, the sagacious count, wisely
fearing lest some accident might prevent Mr. Wild’s
return at the appointed time, had carefully conveyed
the jewels which Mr. Heartfree had brought with him
into his own pocket, and in their stead had placed
in the casket these artificial stones, which, though
of equal value to a philosopher, and perhaps of a
much greater to a true admirer of the compositions
of art, had not however the same charms in the eyes
of Miss Letty, who had indeed some knowledge of jewels;
for Mr. Snap, with great reason, considering how valuable
a part of a lady’s education it would be to
be well instructed in these things, in an age when
young ladies learn little more than how to dress themselves,
had in her youth placed Miss Letty as the handmaid