them for us. Is not the battle gained by the sweat
and danger of the common soldier? Are not the
honour and fruits of the victory the general’s
who laid the scheme? Is not the house built by
the labour of the carpenter and the bricklayer?
Is it not built for the profit only of the architect
and for the use of the inhabitant, who could not easily
have placed one brick upon another? Is not the
cloth or the silk wrought into its form and variegated
with all the beauty of colours by those who are forced
to content themselves with the coarsest and vilest
part of their work, while the profit and enjoyment
of their labours fall to the share of others?
Cast your eye abroad, and see who is it lives in the
most magnificent buildings, feasts his palate with
the most luxurious dainties, his eyes with the most
beautiful sculptures and delicate paintings, and clothes
himself in the finest and richest apparel; and tell
me if all these do not fall to his lot who had not
any the least share in producing all these conveniences,
nor the least ability so to do? Why then should
the state of a prig[Footnote: A thief.] differ
from all others? Or why should you, who are the
labourer only, the executor of my scheme, expect a
share in the profit? Be advised, therefore; deliver
the whole booty to me, and trust to my bounty for
your reward.” Mr. Bagshot was some time
silent, and looked like a man thunderstruck, but at
last, recovering himself from his surprize, he thus
began: “If you think, Mr. Wild, by the
force of your arguments, to get the money out of my
pocket, you are greatly mistaken. What is all
this stuff to me? D—n me, I am a man
of honour, and, though I can’t talk as well
as you, by G—you shall not make a fool of
me; and if you take me for one, I must tell you you
are a rascal.” At which words he laid his
hand to his pistol. Wild, perceiving the little
success the great strength of his arguments had met
with, and the hasty temper of his friend, gave over
his design for the present, and told Bagshot he was
only in jest. But this coolness with which he
treated the other’s flame had rather the effect
of oil than of water. Bagshot replied in a rage,
“D—n me, I don’t like such
jests; I see you are a pitiful rascal and a scoundrel.”
Wild, with a philosophy worthy of great admiration,
returned, “As for your abuse, I have no regard
to it; but, to convince you I am not afraid of you,
let us lay the whole booty on the table, and let the
conqueror take it all.” And having so said,
he drew out his shining hanger, whose glittering so
dazzled the eyes of Bagshot, that, in tone entirely
altered, he said, “No! he was contented with
what he had already; that it was mighty ridiculous
in them to quarrel among themselves; that they had
common enemies enough abroad, against whom they should
unite their common force; that if he had mistaken
Wild he was sorry for it; and as for a jest, he could
take a jest as well as another.” Wild, who
had a wonderful knack of discovering and applying