When he heareth this from thee, his agitation will redouble and he will be confounded and will swear that needs must thou go with him to his house; but do thou say, ’That will I not do, for that I am the party aggrieved, more by token that I am under suspicion with thee.’  If he redouble in calling [on God for aid] and conjure thee by the oath of divorce, saying, ‘Needs must thou come,’ do thou say, ’By Allah, I will not go, except the prefect come also.’

When thou comest to the house, begin by searching the roofs; then search the closets and cabinets; and if thou find nought, humble thyself unto the Cadi and make a show of abjection and feign thyself defeated, and after stand at the door and look as if thou soughtest a place wherein to make water, for that there is a dark corner there.  Then come forward, with a heart stouter than granite, and lay hold upon a jar of the jars and raise it from its place.  Thou wilt find under it the skirt of a veil; bring it out publicly and call the prefect in a loud voice, before those who are present.  Then open it and thou wilt find it full of blood, exceeding of redness,[FN#103] and in it [thou wilt find also] a woman’s shoes and a pair of trousers and somewhat of linen.”  When I heard this from her, I rose to go out and she said to me, “Take these hundred dinars, so they may advantage thee; and this is my guest-gift to thee.”  So I took them and bidding her farewell, returned to my lodging.

Next morning, up came the Cadi, with his face like the ox-eye,[FN#104] and said, “In the name of God, where is my debtor and where is my money?” Then he wept and cried out and said to the prefect, “Where is that ill-omened fellow, who aboundeth in thievery and villainy?” Therewith the prefect turned to me and said, “Why dost thou not answer the Cadi?” And I replied, “O Amir, the two heads[FN#105] are not equal, and I, I have no helper but God; but, if the right be on my side, it will appear.”  At this the Cadi cried out and said, “Out on thee, O ill-omened fellow!  How wilt thou make out that the right is on thy side?” “O our lord the Cadi,” answered I, “I deposited with thee a trust, to wit, a woman whom we found at thy door, and on her raiment and trinkets of price.  Now she is gone, even as yesterday is gone; and after this thou turnest upon us and makest claim upon me for six thousand dinars.  By Allah, this is none other than gross unright, and assuredly some losel of thy household hath transgressed against her!”

With this the Cadi’s wrath redoubled and he swore by the most solemn of oaths that I should go with him and search his house.  “By Allah,” replied I, “I will not go, except the prefect be with us; for, if he be present, he and the officers, thou wilt not dare to presume upon me.”  And the Cadi rose and swore an oath, saying, “By Him who created mankind, we will not go but with the Amir!” So we repaired to the Cadi’s house, accompanied by the prefect, and going up, searched