So the thief entered, he and the husband; and when they were both in the chamber, she locked on them the door, which was a stout one, and said to the thief, ’Out on thee, O fool!  Thou hast fallen [into the trap] and now I have but to cry out and the officers of the police will come and take thee and thou wilt lose thy life, O Satan!’ Quoth he, ‘Let me go forth;’ and she said, ’Thou art a man and I am a woman; and in thy hand is a knife and I am afraid of thee.’  Quoth he, ‘Take the knife from me.’  So she took the knife from him and said to her husband, ’Art thou a woman and he a man?  Mar his nape with beating, even as he did with thee; and if he put out his hand to thee, I will cry out and the police will come and take him and cut him in sunder.’  So the husband said to him, ’O thousand-horned,[FN#248] O dog, O traitor, I owe thee a deposit,[FN#249] for which thou dunnest me.’  And he fell to beating him grievously with a stick of live-oak, whilst he called out to the woman for help and besought her of deliverance; but she said, ’Abide in thy place till the morning, and thou shalt see wonders.’  And her husband beat him within the chamber, till he [well- nigh] made an end of him and he swooned away.

Then he left beating him and when the thief came to himself, the woman said to her husband, ’O man, this house is on hire and we owe its owners much money, and we have nought; so how wilt thou do?’ And she went on to bespeak him thus.  Quoth the thief, ’And what is the amount of the rent?’ ‘It will be fourscore dirhems,’ answered the husband; and the thief said, ’I will pay this for thee and do thou let me go my way.’  Then said the wife, ’O man, how much do we owe the baker and the greengrocer?’ Quoth the thief, ‘What is the sum of this?’ And the husband said, ’Sixscore dirhems.’  ‘That makes two hundred dirhems,’ rejoined the other; ‘let me go my way and I will pay them.’  But the wife said, ’O my dear one, and the girl groweth up and needs must we marry her and equip her and [do] what else is needful’ So the thief said to the husband, ‘How much dost thou want?’ And he answered, ’A hundred dirhems, in the way of moderation.’[FN#250] Quoth the thief, ‘That makes three hundred dirhems.’  And the woman said, ’O my dear one, when the girl is married, thou wilt need money for winter expenses, charcoal and firewood and other necessaries.’  ‘What wouldst thou have?’ asked the thief; and she said, ’A hundred dirhems.’  ‘Be it four hundred dirhems,’ rejoined he; and she said, ’O my dear one and solace of mine eyes, needs must my husband have capital in hand, wherewith he may buy merchandise and open him a shop.’  ‘How much will that be?’ asked he, and she said, ‘A hundred dirhems.’  Quoth the thief, ’[That makes five hundred dirhems; I will pay it;] but may I be divorced from my wife if all my possessions amount to more than this, and that the savings of twenty years!  Let me go my way, so I may deliver them to thee.’  ‘O fool,’ answered she, ’how shall I let thee go thy way?  Give me a right token.’ [So he gave her a token for his wife] and she cried out to her young daughter and said to her, ‘Keep this door.’