I bid him he shall give ear unto and obey me therein.”  So he gave her a company of men and she took them and bringing them to a certain door, said to them, “Stand at this door, and whoso cometh out to you, lay hands on him; and I will come out to you last of all.”  “Hearkening and obedience,” answered they and stood at the door, whilst the old woman went in.  They waited a long while, even as the Sultan’s deputy had bidden them, but none came out to them and their standing was prolonged.  When they were weary of waiting, they went up to the door and smote upon it heavily and violently, so that they came nigh to break the lock.  Then one of them entered and was absent a long while, but found nought; so he returned to his comrades and said to them,"This is the door of a passage, leading to such a street; and indeed she laughed at you and left you and went away."When they heard his words, they returned to the Amir and acquainted him with the case, whereby he knew that the old woman was a crafty trickstress and that she had laughed at them and cozened them and put a cheat on them, to save herself.  Consider, then, the cunning of this woman and that which she contrived of wiles, for all her lack of foresight in presenting herself [a second time] to the draper and not apprehending that his conduct was but a trick; yet, when she found herself in danger, she straightway devised a shift for her deliverance.’

When the company heard the seventh officer’s story, they were moved to exceeding mirth, and El Melik ez Zahir Bibers rejoiced in that which he heard and said, ’By Allah, there betide things in this world, from which kings are shut out, by reason of their exalted station!” Then came forward another man from amongst the company and said, ’There hath reached me from one of my friends another story bearing on the malice of women and their craft, and it is rarer and more extraordinary and more diverting than all that hath been told to you.”

Quoth the company, ’Tell us thy story and expound it unto us, so we may see that which it hath of extraordinary.’  And he said ’Know, then, that

The eighth officer’s story.

A friend of mine once invited me to an entertainment; so I went with him, and when we came into his house and sat down on his couch, he said to me, “This is a blessed day and a day of gladness, and [blessed is] he who liveth to [see] the like of this day.  I desire that thou practise with us and deny[FN#124] us not, for that thou hast been used to hearken unto those who occupy themselves with this."[FN#125] I fell in with this and their talk happened upon the like of this subject.[FN#126] Presently, my friend, who had invited me, arose from among them and said to them, “Hearken to me and I will tell you of an adventure that happened to me.  There was a certain man who used to visit me in my shop, and I knew him not nor he me, nor ever in his life had he seen me; but he was wont, whenever he had need of a dirhem or two, by way of loan, to come to me and ask me, without acquaintance or intermediary between me and him, [and I would give him what he sought].  I told none of him, and matters abode thus between us a long while, till he fell to borrowing ten at twenty dirhems [at a time], more or less.