When I arrived at the village of St. Jacques, the diligence had not come up.  To pass away the time, I ordered a little supper and a bottle of St. Julien.  Scarcely had I seated myself to my “cotelette,” when the rapid whirl of wheels was heard without, and a cab drew up suddenly at the door.  So naturally does the fugitive suspect pursuit, that my immediate impression was, that I was followed.  In this notion I was strengthened by the tones of a cracked, discordant voice, asking in very peculiar French if the “diligence had passed?” Being answered in the negative he walked into the room where I was, and speedily by his appearance, removed any apprehensions I had felt as to my safety.  Nothing could less resemble the tall port and sturdy bearing of a gendarme, than the diminutive and dwarfish individual before me.  His height could scarcely have reached five feet, of which the head formed fully a fourth part; and even this was rendered in appearance still greater by a mass of loosely floating black hair that fell upon his neck and shoulders, and gave him much the air of a “black lion” on a sign board.  His black frock, fur-collared and braided—­his ill-made boots, his meerschaum projecting from his breast-pocket, above all, his unwashed hands, and a heavy gold ring upon his thumb—­all made up an ensemble of evidences that showed he could be nothing but a German.  His manner was bustling, impatient, and had it not been ludicrous, would certainly be considered as insolent to every one about him, for he stared each person abruptly in the face, and mumbled some broken expressions of his opinion of them half-aloud in German.  His comments ran on:—­“Bon soir, Monsieur,” to the host:  “Ein boesewicht, ganz sicher”—­“a scoundrel without doubt;” and then added, still lower, “Rob you here as soon as look at you.”  “Ah, postillion! comment va?”—­“much more like a brigand after all—­I know which I’d take you for.”  “Ver fluchte fraw”—­“how ugly the woman is.”  This compliment was intended for the hostess, who curtsied down to the ground in her ignorance.  At last approaching me, he stopped, and having steadily surveyed me, muttered, “Ein echter Englander”—­“a thorough Englishman, always eating.”  I could not resist the temptation to assure him that I was perfectly aware of his flattering impression in my behalf, though I had speedily to regret my precipitancy, for, less mindful of the rebuke than pleased at finding some one who understood German, he drew his chair beside me and entered into conversation.

Every one has surely felt, some time or other in life, the insufferable annoyance of having his thoughts and reflections interfered with, and broken in upon by the vulgar impertinence and egotism of some “bore,” who, mistaking your abstraction for attention and your despair for delight, inflicts upon you his whole life and adventures, when your own immediate destinies are perhaps vacillating in the scale.

Such a doom was now mine!  Occupied as I was by the hope of the future, and my fears lest any impediment to my escape should blast my prospects for ever, I preferred appearing to pay attention to this confounded fellow’s “personal narrative” lest his questions, turning on my own affairs, might excite suspicions as to the reasons of my journey.