My embarrassments were not destined to end here; for scarcely had I returned Mr. Bingham’s eighth salutation at the head of the staircase, when another individual presented himself before me.  This figure was in every respect the opposite of my last visitor.  Although framed perfectly upon the late Parisian school of dandyism, his, however, was the “ecole militaire.”  Le Capitaine Eugene de Joncourt, for so he introduced himself, was a portly personage, of about five-and-thirty or forty years of age, with that mixture of bon hommie and ferocity in his features which the soldiers of Napoleon’s army either affected or possessed naturally.  His features, which were handsome, and the expression of which was pleasing, were, as it seemed, perverted, by the warlike turn of a most terrific pair of whiskers and moustaches, from their naturally good-humoured bent; and the practised frown and quick turn of his dark eye were evidently only the acquired advantages of his military career; a handsome mouth, with singularly regular and good teeth, took much away from the farouche look of the upper part of his face; and contributed, with the aid of a most pleasing voice, to impress you in his favour; his dress was a blue braided frock, decorated with the cordon of the legion; but neither these, nor the clink of his long cavalry spurs, were necessary to convince you that the man was a soldier; besides that, there was that mixture of urbanity and aplomb in his manner which showed him to be perfectly accustomed to the usages of the best society.

“May I beg to know,” said he, as he seated himself slowly, “if this card contains your name and address,” handing me at the same moment one of my visiting cards.  I immediately replied in the affirmative.

“You are then in the English service?”

“Yes.”

“Then, may I entreat your pardon for the trouble of these questions, and explain the reason of my visit.  I am the friend of Le Baron D’Haulpenne, with whom you had the altercation last night in the Salon, and in whose name I have come to request the address of a friend on your part.”

Ho, ho, thought I, the Baron is then the stout gentleman that I pummelled so unmercifully near the window; but how came he by my card; and besides, in a row of that kind, I am not aware how far the matter can be conceived to go farther, than what happens at the moment.  These were the thoughts of a second of time, and before I could reply any thing, the captain resumed.

“You seem to have forgotten the circumstance, and so indeed should I like to do; but unfortunately D’Haulpenne says that you struck him with your walking-cane, so you know, under such a state of things, there is but one course.”

“But gently,” added I, “I had no cane whatever the last evening.”

“Oh!  I beg pardon,” interrupted he; “but my friend is most positive in his account, and describes the altercation as having continued from the Salon to the street, when you struck him, and at the same time threw him your card.  Two of our officers were also present; and although, as it appears from your present forgetfulness, that the thing took place in the heat and excitement of the moment, still—­”