a very pursy and unwieldy Frenchman, who sacre’d
to admiration, but never put in a single blow at me;
while, therefore, I amused myself practising what
old Cribb called “the one, two,” upon
his fat carcase, I had abundant time and opportunity
to watch all that was doing about me, and truly a
more ludicrous affair I never beheld. Imagine
about fifteen or sixteen young Englishmen, most of
them powerful, athletic fellows, driving an indiscriminate
mob of about five times their number before them,
who, with courage enough to resist, were yet so totally
ignorant of the boxing art, that they retreated, pell-mell,
before the battering phalanx of their sturdy opponents—the
most ludicrous figure of all being Mr. O’Leary
himself, who, standing upon the table, laid about
him with a brass lustre that he had unstrung, and
did considerable mischief with this novel instrument
of warfare, crying out the entire time, “murder
every mother’s son of them,” “give
them another taste of Waterloo.” Just as
he had uttered the last patriotic sentiment, he received
a slight admonition from behind, by the point of a
gen d’arme’s sword, which made him leap
from the table with the alacrity of a harlequin, and
come plump down among the thickest of the fray.
My attention was now directed elsewhere, for above
all the din and “tapage” of the encounter
I could plainly hear the row-dow-dow of the drums,
and the measured tread of troops approaching, and at
once guessed that a reinforcement of the gen d’armerie
were coming up. Behind me there was a large window,
with a heavy scarlet curtain before it; my resolution
was at once taken, I floored my antagonist, whom I
had till now treated with the most merciful forbearance,
and immediately sprung behind the curtain. A
second’s consideration showed that in the search
that must ensue this would afford no refuge, so I at
once opened the sash, and endeavoured to ascertain
at what height I was above the ground beneath me;
the night was so dark that I could see nothing, but
judging from the leaves and twigs that reached to the
window, that it was a garden beneath, and auguring
from the perfumed smell of the shrubs, that they could
not be tall trees, I resolved to leap, a resolve I
had little time to come to, for the step of the soldiers
was already heard upon the stair. Fixing my
hat then down upon my brows, and buttoning my coat
tightly, I let myself down from the window-stool by
my hands, and fell upon my legs in the soft earth
of the garden, safe and unhurt. From the increased
clamour and din overhead, I could learn the affray
was at its height, and had little difficulty in detecting
the sonorous accent and wild threats of my friend
Mr. O’Leary, high above all the other sounds
around him. I did not wait long, however, to
enjoy them; but at once set about securing my escape
from my present bondage. In this I had little
difficulty, for I was directed by a light to a small
door, which, as I approached, found that it led into
the den of the Concierge, and also communicated by