or other similar protection, argued something so strange,
that I doubt not, if he were to decide upon the applicability
of the statute of lunacy to a traveller in the mail,
the palm would certainly have been awarded to me, and
not to my late companion. Well, on we rolled,
and heavily as the rain poured down, so relieved did
I feel at my change of position, that I soon fell
fast asleep, and never awoke till the coach was driving
up Patrick street. Whatever solace to my feelings
reaching the outside of the coach might have been
attended with at night, the pleasure I experienced
on awaking, was really not unalloyed. More dead
than alive, I sat a mass of wet clothes, like nothing
under heaven except it be that morsel of black and
spongy wet cotton at the bottom of a schoolboy’s
ink bottle, saturated with rain, and the black dye
of my coat. My hat too had contributed its share
of colouring matter, and several long black streaks
coursed down my “wrinkled front,” giving
me very much the air of an Indian warrior, who had
got the first priming of his war paint. I certainly
must have been rueful object, were I only to judge
from the faces of the waiters as they gazed on me
when the coach drew up at Rice and Walsh’s hotel.
Cold, wet, and weary as I was, my curiosity to learn
more of my late agreeable companion was strong as ever
within me —perhaps stronger, from the sacrifices
his acquaintance had exacted from me. Before,
however, I had disengaged myself from the pile of
trunks and carpet bags I had surrounded myself with—he
had got out of the coach, and all I could catch a
glimpse of was the back of a little short man in a
kind of grey upper coat, and long galligaskins on his
legs. He carried his two bundles under his arm,
and stepped nimbly up the steps of the hotel, without
turning his head to either side.
“Don’t fancy you shall escape me now,
my good friend,” I cried out, as I sprung from
the roof to the ground, with one jump, and hurried
after the great unknown into the coffee-room.
By the time I reached it he had approached the fire,
on the table near which, having deposited the mysterious
paper parcels, he was now busily engaged in divesting
himself of his great coat; his face was still turned
from me, so that I had time to appear employed in
divesting myself of my wet drapery before he perceived
me; at last the coat was unbuttoned, the gaiters followed,
and throwing them carelessly on a chair, he tucked
up the skirts of his coat; and spreading himself comfortably
a l’Anglais, before the fire, displayed to my
wondering and stupified gaze, the pleasant features
of Doctor Finucane.
“Why, Doctor—Doctor Finucane,”
cried I, “is this possible? were you really
the inside in the mail last night.”
“Devil a doubt of it, Mr. Lorrequer; and may
I make bould to ask,—were you the outside?”
“Then what, may I beg to know, did you mean
by your damned story about Barney Doyle, and the hydrophobia,
and Cusack Rooney’s thumb—eh?”