light blue—­point lace collar and ruffles—­a Spanish hat looped in front—­and, if possible, a long rapier, with a flap hilt.—­Carden is not here; so you may show your face under any colour with perfect impunity.—­Yours from the side scenes,

“C.  Curzon.”

This clever epistle sufficed to show me that the gallant __th had gone clean theatrical mad; and although from my “last appearance on any stage,” it might be supposed I should feel no peculiar desire to repeat the experiment, yet the opportunity of joining during Col.  Carden’s absence, was too tempting to resist, and I at once made up my mind to set out, and, without a moment’s delay, hurried across the street to the coach office, to book myself an inside in the mail of that night; fortunately no difficulty existed in my securing the seat, for the way-bill was a perfect blank, and I found myself the only person who had, as yet, announced himself a passenger.  On returning to my hotel, I found O’Flaherty waiting for me; he was greatly distressed on hearing my determination to leave town—­explained how he had been catering for my amusement for the week to come—­that a picnic to the Dargle was arranged in a committee of the whole house, and a boating party, with a dinner at the Pigeon-house, was then under consideration; resisting, however, such extreme temptations, I mentioned the necessity of my at once proceeding to headquarters, and all other reasons for my precipitancy failing, concluded with that really knock-down argument, “I have taken my place;” this, I need scarcely add, finished the matter—­at least I have never known it fail in such cases.  Tell your friends that your wife is hourly expecting to be confined; your favourite child is in the measles—­you best friend waiting your aid in an awkward scrape—­your one vote only wanting to turn the scale in an election.  Tell them, I say, each or all of these, or a hundred more like them, and to any one you so speak, the answer is—­“Pooh, pooh, my dear fellow, never fear—­don’t fuss yourself —­take it easy—­to-morrow will do just as well.”  If, on the other hand, however, you reject such flimsy excuses, and simply say, “I’m booked in the mail,” the opposition at once falls to the ground, and your quondam antagonist, who was ready to quarrel with you, is at once prepared to assist in packing your portmanteau.

Having soon satisfied my friend Tom that resistance was in vain, I promised to eat an early dinner with him at Morrisson’s, and spent the better part of the morning in putting down a few notes of my Confessions, as well as the particulars of Mr. Daly’s story, which, I believe, I half or wholly promised my readers at the conclusion of my last chapter; but which I must defer to a more suitable opportunity, when mentioning the next occasion of my meeting him on the southern circuit.