Of our Amusements ask you?—­We amuse
Ourselves and friends with seaside walks and views,
Or take a morning ride, a novel, or the news;
Or, seeking nothing, glide about the street,
And so engaged, with various parties meet;
Awhile we stop, discourse of wind and tide
Bathing and books, the raffle, and the ride;
Thus, with the aid which shops and sailing give,
Life passes on; ’tis labour, but we live. 
   When evening comes, our invalids awake,
Nerves cease to tremble, heads forbear to ache;
Then cheerful meals the sunken spirits raise,
Cards or the dance, wine, visiting, or plays. 
   Soon as the season comes, and crowds arrive,
To their superior rooms the wealthy drive;
Others look round for lodging snug and small,
Such is their taste—­they’ve hatred to a hall: 
Hence one his fav’rite habitation gets,
The brick-floor’d parlour which the butcher lets;
Where, through his single light, he may regard
The various business of a common yard,
Bounded by backs of buildings form’d of clay,
By stable, sties, and coops, et caetera. 
   The needy-vain, themselves awhile to shun,
For dissipation to these dog-holes run;
Where each (assuming petty pomp) appears,
And quite forgets the shopboard and the shears. 
   For them are cheap amusements:  they may slip
Beyond the town and take a private dip;
When they may urge that, to be safe they mean,
They’ve heard there’s danger in a light machine;
They too can gratis move the quays about,
And gather kind replies to every doubt;
There they a pacing, lounging tribe may view,
The stranger’s guides, who’ve little else to do;
The Borough’s placemen, where no more they gain
Than keeps them idle, civil, poor, and vain. 
Then may the poorest with the wealthy look
On ocean, glorious page of Nature’s book! 
May see its varying views in every hour,
All softness now, then rising with all power,
As sleeping to invite, or threat’ning to devour: 
’Tis this which gives us all our choicest views;
Its waters heal us, and its shores amuse. 
   See! those fair nymphs upon that rising strand,
Yon long salt lake has parted from the land;
Well pleased to press that path, so clean, so pure,
To seem in danger, yet to feel secure;
Trifling with terror, while they strive to shun
The curling billows; laughing as they run;
They know the neck that joins the shore and sea,
Or, ah! how changed that fearless laugh would be. 
   Observe how various Parties take their way,
By seaside walks, or make the sand-hills gay;
There group’d are laughing maids and sighing swains,
And some apart who feel unpitied pains;
Pains from diseases, pains which those who feel,
To the physician, not the fair, reveal: 
For nymphs (propitious to the lover’s sigh)
Leave these poor patients to complain and die. 
   Lo! where on that huge anchor sadly