Whate’er I am, though both for wealth and wit
Beneath Lucilius I am pleased to sit;
Yet Envy, spite of her empoison’d breast,
Shall say, I lived in grace here with the best;
And seeking in weak trash to make her wound,
Shall find me solid, and her teeth unsound:
‘Less learn’d Trebatius’ censure disagree.
Treb.
No, Horace, I of force must yield
to thee;
Only take heed, as being advised
by me,
Lest thou incur some danger:
better pause,
Than rue thy ignorance of the sacred
laws;
There’s justice, and great
action may be sued
’Gainst such as wrong men’s
fames with verses lewd.
Hor.
Ay, with lewd verses, such as libels
be,
And aim’d at persons of good
quality:
I reverence and adore that just
decree.
But if they shall be sharp, yet
modest rhymes,
That spare men’s persons,
and but tax their crimes,
Such shall in open court find current
pass,
Were Caesar judge, and with the
maker’s grace.
Treb.
Nay, I’ll add more; if thou
thyself, being clear,
Shall tax in person a man fit to
bear
Shame and reproach, his suit shall
quickly be
Dissolved in laughter, and thou
thence set free.
To the reader
If, by looking on what is past, thou hast deserved that name, I am willing thou should’st yet know more, by that which follows, an APOLOGETICAL dialogue; which was only once spoken upon the stage and all the answer I ever gave to sundry impotent libels then cast out (and some yet remaining) against me, and this play. Wherein I take no pleasure to revive the times; but that posterity may make a difference between their manners that provoked me then, and mine that neglected them ever, For, in these strifes, and on such persons, were as wretched to affect a victory, as it is unhappy to be committed with them.
Non annorum canities est laudanda, sed morum.
Scene, The
Author’s Lodgings.
Enter NASUTUS and POLYPOSUS.
Nas. I pray You let’ s go see him, how
he looks
After these libels.
Pol. O vex’d, vex’d, I warrant you.
Nas. Do you think so? I should be sorry
for him,
If I found that.
Pol. O, they are such bitter things,
He cannot choose.
Nas. But, is he guilty of them?
Pol. Fuh! that’s no matter.
Nas. No !
Pol. No. Here’s his lodging.
We’ll steal upon him: or let’s listen;
stay.
He has a humour oft to talk t’ himself.
Nas. They are your manners lead me, not mine
own.
[They
come forward; the scene opens, and discovers the
Author
in his study.