The Poetaster eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 208 pages of information about The Poetaster.

The Poetaster eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 208 pages of information about The Poetaster.

Cris.  O—!

Tib.  How now, Crispinus?  C

Cris.  O, I am sick—!

Hor.  A bason, a bason, quickly; our physic works.  Faint not, man.

Cris.  O------retrograde------reciprocal------incubus.

Caes.  What’s that, Horace?

Hor.  Retrograde, reciprocal, and incubus, are come up.

Gal.  Thanks be to Jupiter!

Cris.  O------glibbery------lubrical------defunct-
-----O------!

Hor.  Well said; here’s some store.

Virg.  What are they?

Hor.  Glibbery, lubrical, and defunct.

Gal.  O, they came up easy.

Cris.  O------O------!

Tib.  What’s that?

Hor.  Nothing yet.

Cris.  Magnificate------

Mec.  Magnificate!  That came up somewhat hard.

Hor.  Ay.  What cheer, Crispinus?

Cris.  O!  I shall cast up my------spurious------snotteries------

Hor.  Good.  Again.

Oris.  Chilblain’d------O------O------clumsie------

Hor.  That clumsie stuck terribly.

Mec.  What’s all that, Horace?

Hor.  Spurious, snotteries, chilblain’d, clumsie.

Tib.  O Jupiter!

Gal.  Who would have thought there should have been such a deal of filth in a poet?

Cris.  O------balmy froth------

Caes.  What’s that?

Cris.------Puffie------inflate------turgidious-------ve
ntosity.

Hor.  Balmy, froth, puffie, inflate, turgidous, and ventosity are come up.

Tib.  O terrible windy words.

Gal.  A sign of a windy brain.

Cris.  O------oblatrant------furibund------fatuate
------strenuous---

Hor.  Here’s a deal; oblatrant, furibund, fatuate, strenuous.

Caes.  Now all’s come up, I trow.  What a tumult he had in his belly?

Hor.  No, there’s the often conscious damp behind still.

Cris.  O------conscious------damp.

Hor.  It is come up, thanks to Apollo and AEsculapius:  another; you were best take a pill more.

Cris.  O, no; O------O------O------O------O!

Hor.  Force yourself then a little with your finger.

Cris.  O------O------prorumped.

Tib.  Prorumped I What a noise it made! as if his spirit would have prorumpt with it.

Cris.  O------O------O !

Virg.  Help him, it sticks strangely, whatever it is.

Cris.  O------clutcht

Hor.  Now it is come; clutcht.

Caes.  Clutcht! it is well that’s come up; it had but a narrow passage.

Cris.  O------!

Virg.  Again! hold him, hold his head there.

Cris.  Snarling gusts------quaking custard.

Hor.  How now, Crispinus?

Cris.  O------obstupefact.

Tib.  Nay, that are all we, I assure you.

Hor.  How do you feel yourself?

Cris.  Pretty and well, I thank you.

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